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The Well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast. Stas, Starring Jay from Sludge Central and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula. Well, Jay, we're here. Did you remember to lock your doors?

I did. I locked the doors, yeah.

Sometimes you do forget, so...

Well, you know, we're in a good part of town, so it's all right.

Who would ever rob a car here at this magical place that we're about to go into?

Guys, this is a big day for us, and we hope it's a big day for you, too.

We are about to enter Paradise, Jay.

We are, Matt. This is unbelievable.

We today are going to enter a mystical, magical bowling alley that's trapped in time.

Yes.

Let's say the early 90s our show.

This is a really real place, Jay.

That really exists.

This isn't a gimmick for the show.

This is all real.

It's very real and we're here.

We're walking in right now.

That's right.

But before we open those doors, let's set the stage.

Because I was thinking about this, when we were young, preteens, early teens,

there were really only three places that you could go with your friends without supervision,

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