4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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“I can’t believe this is real life,” says Christi on this latest episode of Back to the Barre, “We’re standing there arguing on national television over a bow.” Jill and Kendall are back, having left Candy Apples, and Jill is being accused of stealing a two-dollar hair bow at the Starpower competition in Lancaster, PA. Before that though, at the beginning of the episode, she is accused of stealing Kelly’s hairstyle. Meanwhile, Abby criticizes Nia’s hairstyle, telling her to fix it, and Holly fires back at Abby to fix everything about herself. Seeing famously stoic and diplomatic Dr. Holly act more like Kelly and Christi has all the girls in hysterics.
The casting director of Drop Dead Diva calls to say–to no one’s surprise–that Maddie has been chosen for the role that all the girls auditioned for the week prior, even though the part was promised to Paige.
A young man named Nick joins the girls this week to perform the part of the vampire in a Twilight-themed group dance and Abby openly directs him to bite the girls and vice versa. She has also given nicknames to both Brooke and Mackenzie’s bellies, which is why Brooke always wears a shirt over her leotard. Still the most shocking part of the episode is that Abby is wearing white in one of her interviews.
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0:00.0 | Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance. Baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance. |
0:06.7 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? |
0:11.9 | All of it, electricity. Do we run out? |
0:15.9 | Pop, pop, pop. Turn up on your mark, give me a electricity. |
0:21.1 | Hello, bitchettes. Welcome back to the bar. This is bitch number one, Kristi. |
0:26.2 | And bitch number two Kelly. |
0:27.7 | Oh, bad that you're number two. |
0:29.9 | Why? |
0:31.0 | How did you hurt second is the first to lose. |
0:33.8 | That's all right. I'll lose on being a bitch. |
0:36.6 | Okay. |
0:37.8 | All right, before we even open our mouths, I wanna start off by thanking our patrons. |
0:42.5 | These are people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar. |
0:46.9 | And they joined our exclusive patreon channel where they get access to our after show, video content. |
0:53.4 | And never before seen behind the scene personal stuff from our archives. |
0:59.0 | It's like where, I don't know, it's like where what's the word? |
1:03.6 | A museum. We're dance moms museum. |
1:05.6 | True bitchettes. |
1:07.7 | They are true bitchettes. |
1:09.4 | They really are. |
1:11.4 | Little bitchettes see me all the time in New Orleans and they're always like, |
1:14.6 | I'm afraid to talk to you. I'm like, no, no, you can't talk to me if you're a bitchette. |
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