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There's a story about halfway through the Epstein birthday book written in a child's handwriting, which seems to be titled Uncle F makes potty.

And it's about a grown man who doesn't know how to use a potty who defecates on the floor.

This story written by a child is possibly the most tasteful story in the Epstein birthday book,

which was released by the House Oversight Committee last week.

I'm not sure if Uncle F was supposed to be Jeffrey Epstein.

The handwriting isn't great, and it might be an E rather than an F.

But if the story was about Epstein, it highlights how in this book, which was written by his friends and given to him as a birthday gift,

almost every story referred to him doing something revolting.

I should point out early on that this video is not really appropriate for younger viewers,

as I'll be talking about politicians, business leaders, royals and other nerdywells.

Look, I've signed a number of birthday cards over the years, the kind that gets passed around at an office,

and you don't always know the person it's for very well.

I've usually written, Happy Birthday, Hope You Have a Great Day, or something like that.

I might make a joke if I thought that the person would appreciate it.

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