Hey, it's Alan, and I just wanted to let you know that you can now listen to the ongoing

history of new music early and ad-free on Amazon music, included with Prime.

Chances are you have at least some kind of talent.

Maybe it's not something very useful, but at least it's something that you can do that no one else can.

My mom used to say that everyone is good at something, or at the very least known for something that no one else can. My mom used to say that everyone is good at something, or at the very

least known for something that no one else is. For example, I grew up with a kid who could

dislocate his thumbs at will. It was great for freaking out substitute teachers. He got to go

home early a lot. Another kid could pop a wheelie on his bike and ride it all the way home like

that, and he lived more than a mile from the school. Sometime in the 1970s, though, the world discovered

the Guinness Book of World Records, and that's when we realized that there were things out there

much stranger than we could ever realize. Like the dude from India whose fingernails had a combined length of over 20 feet.

Or Elaine Davidson, the world's most pierced woman, 720 piercings, including dozens in her face.

Another dude from Scotland has tattoos over 99.9% of his body, making him the world's most tattooed man. Then, in the summer of 2008,

Sandy Allen died. She was the world's tallest woman at seven feet, seven inches. She lived in the same

Indiana nursing home as Edna Parker, who died a year earlier at the age of 115, and up until then,

she had been the world's oldest woman.

Now, this kind of got me thinking, has anyone ever put together a list of world records for the

world of New Rock? You know, a list of all the superlatives, the biggest, the shortest, the highest,

the longest, the most expensive, all those things. And I couldn't find one. So I thought to myself,

hey, there's a gap in the market. There's got to be enough genuine and morbid curiosity out there

to make it worthwhile. And who knows? Maybe a project like this might inspire someone to do something

great, or at least something weird, which of course would be good too. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ongoing history of new music book of world

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