The Bonus Hater's Guide To The William Sonoma Catalog (RECAST)
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🗓️ 3 May 2018
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. We're back. It's the Deadcast. I'm Drew. That's Marchman. And then we, once again, the lovely and talented David Roth. David, you are back. Everyone say hi, everybody. |
| 0:18.1 | Roth. The people have spoken. And what the people have said, |
| 0:22.0 | they want more P.F. Chang's-related |
| 0:24.5 | humor in their deadcast. |
| 0:25.9 | And that is why you, my friend, |
| 0:28.1 | I want to become the third leg of the dead cast. |
| 0:30.3 | Congratulations, Roth. |
| 0:31.6 | Congratulations. |
| 0:33.5 | More crap. |
| 0:34.1 | A lot of candidates. |
| 0:35.2 | A lot of people care about those lettuce cups. |
| 1:14.1 | By the way, Roth has never been to a P.F. Changs. Is that correct? It is true. We have to send you because it's actually quite a fine restaurant. As snotty as I can get about food, I am definitely not above housing some lettuce cups and crab rangoons at a P.F. Chang. So we have to send you to like the one at the Paramus Mall so that you can do a whole, I went to P.F. Chang's, and this is what I discovered about America Post. Would you do that? I'm going to write a whole David Brooks, like a series of columns about it. By the way, Marsha Nature here, I have to apologize for ruining your suit. Did the wine wash out of your suit when I brohugged you over aggressively? |
| 1:15.9 | I still haven't. |
| 1:23.6 | I still haven't mustard the discipline to take it to the dry cleaner. |
| 1:27.7 | So I'm just vaguely hoping that wine is something a dry cleaner can get out at any indeterminate date. |
| 1:29.1 | I think that might be unwise. |
| 1:30.9 | I think the longer you leave the stain, the more likely it is that the stain will remain there |
| 1:35.7 | forever. |
| 1:37.4 | That's not what I've heard. |
| 1:39.6 | I think a lot of times, especially red wine stuff, it just goes away. |
| 1:43.2 | Really? |
| 1:43.9 | So you just sort of let it, |
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