Dan Bangeino

Welcome to the Bangeino Brief, I'm Dan Bangeino

Ladies and gentlemen, the reason

redistributing other people's earnings

Doesn't work is because nobody goes to work to pay for somebody else

For the liberals listening because you're really dopey

I'm not kidding and I get that

I was a graduate student in neuropsychology at the City University of New York

Hey, because I hate what people talk about their education

So but the story is a purpose is not to tout my educational bona fide

Nobody cares

But we did a lot of

experimental psychology

And on we would use animal studies and typically it was with these mice

And you have to dipper train mice those who you've done experimental psycho you know exactly what I'm talking about

You get them thirsty you put them in a cage with water and there's a dipper

A mouse doesn't by instinct hit the dipper they don't know what the dipper is

So when they're thirsty they want water

So what do you got to have them do?

When they get closer to the dipper

You reward them and then closer to the dipper and then you reward them

And eventually they put their little mouse paw on the dipper and they hit the dipper and water comes out

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