Ah yes, welcome all of my friends to Couch Pilots, the show that dares to fly into the unknown territory of awful television pilots of the past. My name is Jason. But you can call me the Black Billy Goat gruff and across from me as always is my Captain Philip Rastascher.hire i love you how are you i don't i just you're your billy goat i'm what you just said

captain and you will answer my questions three how am i right i'm doing better i i've struggled

the last month or so right every time i look at you you seem to be in a state of struggle, just like physically,

clenching, a lot of squinting, uh, weathered skin.

Oh, yeah, weathered skin for sure.

Uh, and not too long ago, uh, I woke up one morning and I didn't recognize myself in

the mirror because my face was so swollen and my eyes were so swollen.

From what?

Alcohol abuse?

Uh, yes, and tears and alcohol abuse and stress and life had really done a number on you that evening yeah so i've never

woken up and not recognize myself there might be something much deeper going on than that well molly

what what's wrong with what's what happened to you you? Even she didn't know what was going on. necessarily been my experience. That's true. Yellow jackets really tore me out. You weren't leaving them alone. You were mowing over their home.

And then, you know, did I tell you that I poured gasoline into the ground?

Uh-uh.

Did you light it?

No, no, no.

I never, I never...

Right next to your natural gas line?

Yeah, yeah. someone do it online where they did light it on fire but to get rid of the ground hornets I just took a can of gasoline and I poured it directly into the ground at dusk when they're when they're not

busy and I when they're on break yeah they're all in there punching the time clock but I thought

it was bizarre that I just felt weird with a can pouring gas into the ground that's like I'm filling up

the planet or something like ready to take it for a spin. It was weird. That's where it came from. We've got to put it back. What the fuck is that?

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