THE BODY THAT DEATH CAN’T HOLD: What Will Your Body Look Like In Heaven?

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

Darren Marlar

True Crime, History, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Religion & Spirituality

4.6 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

What if the grave isn’t the end, but the beginning — and your next body is already waiting to rise in glory from the dust?

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0:00.0	In a world where stubble strikes without mercy, where anarchy reigns on the jaw lines of men,
0:08.0	one razor stands between order and absolute chaos.
0:13.0	Duty and Dapper presents the last line of defense in the War on Whiskers.
0:20.0	Sergeant Smooth.
0:22.6	Expertly crafted, battle tested, and armed with five blades of glory.
0:28.6	These ain't your grandpappy's razor blades.
0:32.6	Forged from brass and steel in the fires of duty,
0:39.8	Sergeant Smooth isn't just a razor.
0:43.6	It's your weapon in the fight for smooth supremacy.
0:45.6	Join the fight.
0:47.4	Join the grooming corps.
0:49.6	Support the Wounded Warrior Project.
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1:11.9	This month's email newsletter winner is Luis and Clark, and they went a free Weird Darkness t-shirt just for being subscribed to the email newsletter.
1:16.2	If you want to be in next month's random drawing, subscribe to the free newsletter at weirddarkness.com
1:21.4	slash newsletter.
1:22.9	That's Weirddarkness.com slash newsletter.
1:25.5	And congratulations to Louise and Clark.
1:29.4	Beloved undead, we who walk the narrow road and shadow do not fear the grave.
1:36.2	We understand it, because death, as we know it, is not the end.
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