The Body Keeps the Shake w/ Nick Garros *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Calling all SUYLers… Warrior Nick Garros is back for another hilarious and divinely timed episode! Join Julia and Nick as they unveil The Ten Commandments of Shaking Up Ya Life and counsel past and future shakestresses on their journeys. Digressions include Nick’s updates from the dildo factory, society’s declining birth rates, and living full time in Colonial Williamsburg.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Julia, Nick, and the binchy hyphen cackler army. |
| 0:04.8 | I must share my incredible experience of getting diagnosed with shake up your life disorder after listening to your episode |
| 0:11.9 | and spread the good gospel of the shake up your life method. |
| 0:15.9 | I can remember exactly where I was meandering around the local Walmart, stealing good salami, after having |
| 0:24.5 | just been fired for my boring ass shid desk job in my small town where I live with my parents |
| 0:31.3 | at the age of 25, semi-closited and mid-transition. I'd appreciate if you could add in those bombs out of sound effects |
| 0:40.1 | while you read off my circumstances. |
| 0:43.5 | Jobless. |
| 0:45.4 | Small town. |
| 0:48.0 | Parents' house. |
| 0:50.5 | Dysphoric. |
| 0:52.6 | No hose. |
| 0:55.9 | No hope. That was... dysphoric no hoes no hope that was until |
| 0:58.9 | I was listening to these incredible stories |
| 1:01.8 | of these divas who shook up their lives |
| 1:04.6 | I stood outside the Walmart |
| 1:06.4 | munching salami with the winter sun on my face |
| 1:09.0 | and silently called out to the universe. |
| 1:11.4 | I'm ready to shake up my life. |
| 1:14.1 | That's beautiful. |
| 1:15.1 | Full body chills. |
| 1:16.5 | I just got chills. |
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