This episode of the Truth includes strong language and violence.

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You ever seen one of those photos where somebody's pointing a gun right at the camera?

Like a rapper or a cowboy or somebody else cool?

And when you see it in a magazine you're like,

Hell yeah man, that's awesome, shoot me in the face!

Turns out the feelings you have when somebody points a gun at you in real life are almost the exact opposite.

That's what I figured out when Nina Chessman pointed that pistol at me in her weird garage.

This isn't a prop gun, okay? It's from my personal collection, so I guess you better do what I say.

Um, listen, um, man, okay.

I saw you sneaking out of my crowd scene.

No, I'm not, I'm not-

I've been on to you rats for months, you spies

signing on as extras and then snapping pictures of my effects so you can send them back to Brian Galletti or 10V or the Catcher Brothers.

I- I do not know who those people are.

Hacks, horror directors! They've got one good idea between them and it's to rip me off. Who sent you?

Uh, uh, me- I sent me. I sent myself.

You're your own spy.

No, I'm not a spy at all. I just- I was just sneaking around looking at stuff.

That's a spy, shithead.

No, I'm just a personal trainer.

Sit down in that chair.

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