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shave my legs I stand up to pee I go to a bar but not a beauty salon. Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw

them back on. Don't wax my pews so I can wear shorts. I use my turn signal. I understand sports.

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Tell you the reason I am.

I don't go through a phase every 28 days.

Man, I'm glad I'm a man. I pay cash to the grocery no checks of coupons don't take along a friend when I go to the John I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of

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man I'm glad I'm a man man

tell you the reason I am

I don't face the pain of water weight gain man I'm glad I'm a man

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