Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The double-E-R-U and Beerun.

E-W-R-U-N-B-E-R-U-N-Byran. B double E double R you and beer run

B double E double R you and beer run

all we need is a 10 and a 5 or a car and a key and a sober driver D double E double R you and

Bearer.

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl

King at the Capex wine and Swire dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.

They wanted cigarettes. So to save a little money money they got one from this hippie that smelled

kind of funny and the next thing they knew they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty

too.

B-E-E-D-E-D-E-W-R-U-N-B-B-R-N-B-B-R-N-Birun. B D. E. E. W. R driver B double E double R U and beer run

find a store with the sign said their beer was coldest they sent in Brad

because he looked the oldest he got a case of beer and a candy bar

walked over to where all them registers are, latest fake ID on the countertop.

The clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he said, son, I'm not going to call

the cops, but I'm going to have to keep this card.

The guys both took it pretty hard.

B-E-D-E-D-E-W-R-U-N Bea-R-N Bea.

B-E-E-D double-R-U-N. R you and Vera

double E double R you and B.

Oh how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake idea

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