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So, Mr. Obvious, I can't figure out why it's not working. Oh, well, I can tell you why it's not working. Oh, yeah. Why is that? It's because you're a stupid, f***ing idiot. That's why it's not working, you don't. Cut. John, you can't say that on the air. Look, I'm sorry, but what the fuck? This dip that doesn't even know how to operate is toaster? Come on, Bill. Don't we have any what screening these goddamn calls? All right, all right. Settle down, John. Don't settle down, John. And where are those pictures I was supposed to see? Get down on the phone. If I don't get those pictures there by 2 o'clock, I'm going to walk off this mother-ass. You hear me, Bill? I'm not you. I've got money. You know what that means, Bill? That means I've got enough money and I can say, you, Bill. Now give me some decent callers on the phone.

These calls are ponderous, man.

Ponderance.

All right, John.

We'll take care of it.

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