The BOB & TOM Show - May 7, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — May 7, 20266:00 AM Hour 6:00 AM — Bob Dylan “Breathe Right” 6:05 AM — How people choose cigarette brands 6:07 AM — “Coke in the Boat” Spanish edition discussion 6:11 AM — Guitar riffs with Pat 6:13 AM — “A burp is a smart fart that took the elevator” — Chick 6:24 AM — Discussion about funeral classes in high schools 6:25 AM — Letter: Listener’s mom kept a 1973 ashtray until 1983 6:25 AM — Letter: Art teacher Mrs. Fister and making clay pipes in shop class 6:28 AM — Letter: Tom’s old shop teacher and grading a dog house project 6:29 AM — Tom preoccupied with his wedding band 6:31 AM — Josh’s favorite bumper sticker: “Co-Exist” 6:31 AM — Letter about not mowing on Sundays 6:33 AM — “Please Don’t Mow Your Grass on My Day Off” song by Pat 6:35 AM — Chick recalls hitchhiking in Ohio 6:50 AM — Pat compared to David Cassidy 6:51 AM — Discussion: “Girls want quickies too” 7:04 AM — Letter about writing names in concrete 7:06 AM — Sports segment 7:06 AM — Michael Parks audio 7:15 AM — Discussion about Ted Turner 7:15 AM — Jane Fonda obituary joke from Josh 7:17 AM — Tom dislikes staples and prefers paper clips 7:28 AM — German deer-calling championship discussion 7:33 AM — “I’m not snooty” — Tom 7:48 AM — Josh recalls misunderstanding the term “pit stop” 7:50 AM — Discussion about restroom symbols in South Korea 7:52 AM — Euphemisms for using the restroom with Chick 8:08 AM — Record discussion: heaviest vehicle pulled by the neck 8:12 AM — Discussion about the term “crown cap” 8:25 AM — Letter: “Best day of our lives” and an Otis elevator story 8:30 AM — Chick talks about a puppet named Grover 8:35 AM — Tom speaking for his dogs 8:37 AM — Waylon Jennings story from Tom 8:50 AM — Backup singer joke 8:52 AM — “Today in History” 9:10 AM — Discussion about blue tit birds 9:11 AM — “Blue Tits” song by Pat 9:28 AM — Survey: 60% of people would drive 30 minutes for a first date 9:31 AM — Josh jokes about four-way stops 9:35 AM — Josh’s sayings for T-shirts 9:36 AM — Chick suggests Tom commentate television shows 9:46 AM — End of log 7:00 AM Hour8:00 AM Hour9:00 AM Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:26.4	Hi, I'm Bob Dylan, and this is my best first commercial.
0:28.6	Now I'm going to sing for you.
0:36.0	The wind was blowing like a rolling tambourine. On my big brass pen, my boot heels were wandering.
0:41.3	But heaven's door was knocking around and standing up in blue.
0:46.3	Well, how does it feel the times are changing tune?
0:52.3	You know, my singing was getting a little hard to understand
0:57.4	That's when I discovered the breathe all right nasal strip
1:01.6	You know, just like the ones that all the football players were
1:05.6	I can breathe better and just listen to me sing
1:09.2	Here, let me put this thing on.
1:13.1	The wind was blowing like a little and cat to clean.
1:16.6	On my big ass bed, my food heels were half on the scene.
1:21.2	The heaven's door was knocking and I was tangled up in blue.
1:25.6	Oh, does it feel When the times are changing
1:29.2	Too?
1:31.0	And now only do I sing better
1:32.7	Listen to my harmonica playing
1:35.0	And now listen, I can even play the guitar better tune
1:47.3	and it's all thanks to breathe all right nasal strips
1:57.1	so go to your drug store and knock, knock, knock on the door,
2:01.9	tell him Bobby Zimmerman sent you.
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