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The BOB & TOM Show - May 5, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — May 5, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – Cinco de Mayo (Tim Cavanaugh) 6:07 – Goose poop on the patio (Josh) 6:09 – NBA playoff update 6:22 – Letter: Griswold cattle company – semen 6:24 – Collecting semen for money 6:26 – Letter: Tom’s insurance allows him to ski — is it pro bono? (Josh) 6:26 – Letter: Drones over houses by insurance companies 6:28 – Letter: Excited for the movie Silence of the Lambs 6:30 – Letter: Went on a date with a married woman — don’t fall in love 6:32 – Letter: Wife said she must be a night owl — I said who? 6:34 – Letter: I love Josh 6:35 – Letter: Josh called us flight attendants 6:51 – Letter: Please let your kids paint the dog house 6:53 – “Different Lady Every Night” song (Pat) 7:00 Hour 7:04 – Sports 7:07 – In studio: Jeff 7:09 – Chick wants to blow glass 7:11 – Old ashtrays 7:15 – What Josh made in shop class 7:26 – Teaching his daughter’s boyfriend how to change oil in a car (Jeff) 7:29 – Nickel fell out of his bag of pot (Jeff) 7:30 – Chili seeds 7:31 – While on fire, a man pulled a 2-ton police car with his body 7:46 – SWR: 12,000 pull-ups 7:49 – Ice cream truck rant 7:55 – Cooter, Missouri had an earthquake 8:00 Hour 8:07 – People tired of being told what to eat 8:08 – “Good for You” song (Pat) 8:10 – Does not like hard-boiled egg yolk (Kristi) 8:12 – Logoed tampons discussion (Tom) 8:23 – In studio: Mike Kaplan 8:30 – Letter: Turned a whiskey bottle into a lamp (Chick) 8:33 – Mike’s gym teacher was named Jim Sock 8:36 – Kristi drives to her mailbox 8:46 – Appeared on Letterman (Mike) 8:53 – Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:09 – McDonald’s getting rid of self-service drinks 9:12 – Man has perpetual stew 9:27 – Pizza delivery driver ran over a customer for not tipping 9:28 – Woman damaging yards by defecating in them 9:32 – Beer waste turned into sunscreen 9:34 – Mike Kaplan incel joke discussion 9:38 – Who likes a mean, overweight guy? 9:51 – “Hotel Has a Pool” song (Pat) 9:52 – Hammerhead sharks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:03.0

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0:10.0

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0:20.0

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0:47.3

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0:58.6

There is a day I celebrate. It's called Cinco de Mayo C. I and C.

0:59.1

Oh.

1:01.8

Oh, this has got to be faster, don't we? This is working really well so far.

1:03.4

We have to try that again.

1:04.3

Okay.

1:04.7

Let's try it again.

1:05.2

I think the guy that started with the first C hung on a little bit too long.

1:09.0

That's a quarter note, Thelonius.

1:11.6

That's not a habit.

1:12.6

He hung on, he, egotomaniac.

1:14.6

I didn't realize, okay. We'll get it. This is going to be good. Oh, yeah, it's going to be great. It's already fabulous. Oh, it's fabulous. When I got around the way down, I thought, wow, is this a heck of an idea?

1:24.6

Here we go.

1:26.2

There is a day I celebrate.

1:28.7

It's called Cinco de Mayo.

1:31.2

See? is this a heck of an idea here we go there is a day

1:27.5

I celebrate it's called

1:29.2

Cinco de Mayo

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