The BOB & TOM Show - May 26, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show – May 26, 2026 6:00 AM Queer tattoo discussion Tom is exhausted Listener letter: Didn’t get two days off and was in a bad mood Listener letter: Marriage has not changed Tom Discussion about brain wrinkles and intelligence Listener letter: Never met a successful person who smokes marijuana Listener letter: Trip to Oslo, Norway reminded listener of Tom Listener letter: 26 years old and cannot play solitaire Josh says he has never had sex in a tent Blackhawk helicopters flying over Speedway Listener letter: “I’m old school until Tom talks” “Palisades Park” by Freddy Cannon Listener letter: A movie helped someone get lucky after a date Listener letter: Started a new job and saw a funny personalized license plate 7:00 AM Jeff joins the studio Listener letter: Camping romance discussion Listener letter: Schools in the Finger Lakes stay in session until June 26 New sports intro featuring Tom yawning Sports segment Tom tells story about helping a man who did not speak English Tom attempts Japanese while riding an elevator with two Japanese men at the 500 More sports World record discussion: Most tongue-to-nose touches in one minute Tom forgot he was wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses 8:00 AM Josh talks about beard dye day Today in History Kristi discusses watching Herbie movies Tom wishes Al Jolson a happy birthday Discussion: “Where do you rest your peter?” Top hat discussion Stevie Nicks story about the color yellow affecting her aura Chick shares interview story involving Melissa Etheridge 9:00 AM Discussion about a picture of Kristi Pat performs campfire song Story about a man repeatedly flashing neighbors Story about a drunk woman driving on a golf course Chick rates Tom as a poor conversationalist Jeff discusses Hooters possibly changing its name Tom talking “like an adult” Online caper discussion involving a Tesla truck Generation X laxative comedy bit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.
0:04.4	Mom!
0:05.0	Up the stairs for something.
0:07.8	Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for.
0:12.0	Mom, what's for dinner?
0:13.6	Chop, sizzle, done.
0:17.1	Hello, fresh, can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.
0:23.4	So its phones down, forks up.
0:25.5	Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time.
0:47.7	Hello. It's the Bob and Tom show. It's the Bob and Tom show. Unicorn, Butterfly, Angel wings In a thigh
1:12.6	Queer tattoo
1:14.6	That's a queer tattoo
1:16.6	Flaming skull
1:20.6	smoking pot
1:22.6	That's the opposite of not a
1:25.6	queer tattoo It's a queer tattoo
1:30.3	You got a Tweety bird
1:33.3	Got a school mascot
1:35.3	Got a hello kitty
1:37.3	Tell you what you got
1:39.3	Got a queer tattoo
1:40.3	Such a queer tattoo
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