It's the Bob and Tom Show.

It's the Bob and Tom show. Show.

Dear Penthousehouse,

I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern University. And I never thought something like this could happen to me

when my teacher with the dynamite ass

I need to stay after class

and she started to undress

I can't forget the statement she made

if you drop

your pets I'll raise your grade

Dear backhouse

I'm a seamen first class at an overseas naval base.

It's been seven long months since I've seen a woman's face.

When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue

And I locked the barracks door

Thanks to you I've gotten a grip

Please excuse my jerky penmanship

I've ran every issue since 1974.

The first two years behind the bathroom door.

I poured through every penthouse I could find

Even though my mom said I go blind

Dear Penthouse

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