The BOB & TOM Show - May 22, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show — May 22, 2026 6:00 AM Hour 6:00 AM — “Beer Run” by Todd Snider 6:08 AM — Josh discusses being asked to leave 6:08 AM — Tom says no one named Smith has ever driven in the Indy 500 6:20 AM — Discussion about Kyle Busch 6:29 AM — Letter: Tom explains how he feels about everyone on the show 6:34 AM — Letter about the movie “Chinatown” 6:46 AM — Josh explains “I am cradling my balls, not sitting on my hands” 6:53 AM — Discussion about the Borg-Warner Trophy design 7:00 AM Hour 7:05 AM — Story about 1930s driver “Jewel Goo” drinking wine while racing 7:09 AM — Ashtray museum in New York receives rave reviews 7:11 AM — Discussion about Dick Trickle’s built-in cigarette lighter in his race car 7:21 AM — Tom says he has never played solitaire 7:24 AM — Dick Simon story involving possible D.B. Cooper investigation 7:30 AM — Joe Anderson joins the stage 7:35 AM — Josh discusses not riding in a two-seater race car 7:45 AM — Chick says he will not see “Toy Story 5” 7:49 AM — Josh makes a joke about Chicago laws 7:52 AM — “Borg Weiner Trophy” discussion 8:00 AM Hour 8:06 AM — Discussion about “Puss Man” and the helicopter 8:08 AM — Willie talks about using the trough alone 8:09 AM — Mount Everest climbing story: 274 climbers 8:10 AM — Discussion about Everest climbing fees 8:27 AM — History of the Borg-Warner Trophy and Louis Meyer’s 1936 win 8:30 AM — America’s most misspelled words 8:34 AM — Al Unser Jr. joins the stage and discusses his jacket 8:35 AM — Arie Luyendyk joins the stage 8:35 AM — Arie Luyendyk explains race control 8:49 AM — Music discussion for the pace lap 8:50 AM — Golden Earring discussed as Arie’s first concert 8:53 AM — Pat Godwin performs “I Swear” 8:55 AM — Stage segment featuring Meat Loaf Maggie and Tailgate Trey 9:00 AM Hour 9:06 AM — Eating hot dogs on stage 9:08 AM — Tom fixes a bleeding arm 9:20 AM — Story about a drunk driver being picked up after an arrest 9:24 AM — Sam Schmidt joins the stage to discuss his book 9:29 AM — Sam Schmidt discusses his accident from 20 years ago 9:45 AM — Tom discusses a possible new route to the moon 9:46 AM — Pat performs “Gravity Is Free” 9:48 AM — Today in History segment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:22.7	B-E-Double U. and beer run.
0:25.0	B.A. double A. double R
0:26.5	you and beer run.
0:29.3	All we need is a 10
0:30.6	and a 5 or a car and a key and a sober
0:32.7	driver. B.E. double R
0:34.7	you and beer run.
0:41.3	Yeah. D.E.E. Double R. U.N. Beer. A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Kean at the K-Pigs,
0:46.6	wine, and swaree dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes. So to save
0:51.4	a little money, they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny funny and the next thing they knew they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty too
0:58.6	B-A-E-E-D-A-R-U and beer run B-A-E-Double RU and beer run all we need is a tin and a five
1:10.6	or a car and a key and a sober driver B-A-E-Double R you and beer run Find a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad because he looked the oldest He got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are, laid his fake ID on countertop. The clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up,
1:29.1	he stopped, he said, son, I'm not going to call the cops,
1:31.7	but I'm going to have to keep this card.
1:34.0	The guys both took it pretty hard.
1:38.3	B-E-E-Double R you in Beir-run.
1:42.2	B-E-E-Dvel R you in beer run
1:46.0	Oh, how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake idea
1:50.0	Oh, it's B-E-E-D-R-U-N beer run
1:54.0	They found his other old hippie name Sleepy John
1:57.0	He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keene's song
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