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The BOB & TOM Show - May 21, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — May 21, 2026 6:00 — “Enormous Penis” by Da Vinci's Notebook 6:05 — Kristi discusses an octopus movie 6:08 — Discussion about Finding Nemo and Tom not liking it 6:11 — Talking animals in movies 6:23 — Top 10 talking animal movies 6:27 — Tom discusses sign language and unintentionally upsets listeners 6:33 — Letter about Sherwood Anderson reportedly dying from complications involving a toothpick 6:34 — Letter reacting to Tom mentioning James Caan and the Playboy Mansion 6:37 — Tom discusses former Playboy models 6:47 — Letter about things Josh dislikes 6:50 — Discussion about Scout vehicles going electric 6:54 — Bench seats in future Scout vehicles 7:04 — Letter about a grandmother being buried with a six-pack of Schlitz beer 7:08 — Favorite beers discussion 7:09 — Tom says his dog house is now outside 7:11 — Letter about going to the deli for pepperoni 7:12 — Update on Josh’s cat, Gravy 7:13 — Tom jokes about his dog threatening to call the ASPCA 7:24 — Beer song transition from Pat 7:26 — Sports segment 7:34 — Fingerprint theft discussion 7:38 — Chick discusses Aaron Rodgers 7:50 — “Enter the Young” by The Association 7:53 — “Along Comes Mary” by The Association 7:55 — Free T-shirts discussion tied to “Enter the Young” 8:03 — Story about the longest scarf knitted while running a marathon 8:06 — Seagull reportedly poops on King Charles III 8:08 — “Along Comes Mary” by The Association 8:09 — Arguing over bad jokes 8:09 — Discussion about surviving members of The Association 8:10 — Discussion about a “Sexy Priest” calendar 8:13 — Kristi mentions a “Sexy Rabbi” show 8:24 — Study says swearing during workouts may help performance 8:27 — Dunkin offering 48-ounce coffee buckets for one day 8:32 — Pat performs a song about swearing 8:36 — T-shirt slogan discussion 8:47 — Letter from a listener in Switzerland about the meaning of “Schlitz” 8:49 — Today in History 8:54 — Discussion about Raymond Burr being a difficult guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 9:05 — Zoom interview with Al Jackson 9:07 — “Get Cendy” discussion 9:22 — Zoom interview with Bob Odenkirk 9:25 — Discussion of Bob Odenkirk’s movies and projects 9:32 — TSA policies regarding medical marijuana discussed 9:36 — “Rock the Boat” discussion 9:48 — Discussion about vegan and non-vegan relationships 9:51 — Jess discusses making both meat and vegan hot dogs 9:52 — Story about a frog found in a sealed salad bag 6:00 AM Hour7:00 AM Hour8:00 AM Hour9:00 AM Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:41.1

It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:53.9

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind. when you're all out of hope down at the end of your rope and nobody's there to throw you a line if you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go. Come on and take a walk in my shoes.

1:13.6

Never worry about a thing, got the world on a string

1:17.6

because I've got the cure for all of my...

1:20.6

All of his blues.

1:24.6

I take a look at my enormous penis

1:28.8

And my trouble start a mountain away

1:32.4

I take a look at my enormous penis

1:36.7

And the happy times are coming to stay

1:40.4

I gotta sing and I dance

1:43.5

When I glance in my pants.

1:45.7

I end the feelings like a sunshiny day.

1:49.3

I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is going my way.

1:55.9

Bam, bam. Bamb Bha-Bo-d-dhap-ta-fee-ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-z-z-fab-fas-pasm-o-chub-to-a-o-dun-dum-d-pun-pun-pun-pun

2:23.3

P-nit.

2:26.1

Sing along at home, why don't you?

2:27.9

Two, three.

2:28.7

I take a look at my enormous penis.

2:31.7

It's not that hard.

2:32.7

In my trouble start start a mountain away.

2:35.0

Just Bob and Tom.

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