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The BOB & TOM Show - May 20, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — May 20, 2026 6:00 AM Hour 6:00 — Mr. Obvious 6:06 — Pat’s shirt 6:07 — Pat may have dated on a ship 6:08 — Pillowcase tag discussion 6:10 — Kristi says her housekeeper is like family 6:12 — Removing pillow tags is not a felony if you own the pillow 6:13 — “Loves 20 Cigarettes” song discussion 6:13 — Chick faked being a Cowboys fan 6:15 — Date in Los Angeles was glad to miss a Playboy Mansion invite 6:25 — Josh talks about loving An Officer and a Gentleman 6:26 — Pillow warranty discussion 6:28 — Letter: “My dog is a liar” 6:29 — Letter: Secret crush on Josh and leftover pizza discussion 6:32 — Tom talks homemade pizza 6:34 — Chick admits pretending to be a Cowboys fan on a date 6:48 — Letter: Post-shower joke with girlfriend 6:52 — Letter about hearing “Stumbling” at a baseball game 6:54 — “I Do” song 6:54 — “Princess” song 7:00 AM Hour 7:03 — Letter about taking a “super shower” 7:04 — Sports 7:06 — Tom praises the PT-109 movie and book 7:07 — Josh jokes that Tom no longer cares if people are listening 7:11 — World record: Most toothpicks broken in one minute on a cruise ship 7:14 — Tom tells story about biting into a toothpick at a restaurant 7:32 — Discussion about sex in moving cars 7:33 — Survey on worst places for car intimacy 7:37 — “Describe the description” 7:47 — Jeff discusses college over Zoom 7:47 — Real college vs. community college discussion 7:51 — Tom says his passenger seat is a filing system 7:53 — Tom says he struggles disciplining his kids 8:00 AM Hour 8:04 — “9 Tips for Better Car Intimacy” 8:08 — Tom talks about a new toilet brush 8:22 — Josh shares a text from his mother 8:33 — Discussion about Schlitz Beer 8:46 — Today in History 8:57 — Tom accidentally calls Kristi “PJ” 9:00 AM Hour 9:05 — Jessica Alsman in studio with update on her 11-week-old baby 9:12 — “Tickle Me Elmo” creator has died 9:13 — Discussion about the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas 9:24 — Allie in studio 9:25 — Letter: New boyfriend wants intimacy twice in a row 9:25 — Letter: Divorced man dating while living with ex-wife 9:28 — Letter: Refusing to fold clothes 9:31 — Letter: Husband’s weekly boys night at Hooters 9:34 — Letter: Relationship trust issues after cheating 9:46 — Tom talks while microphone is off 9:48 — Discussion about showering in blue jeans and song references 9:52 — Reviving old Pizza Hut locations from the 1980s and 1990s, including salad bars Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:18.7

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0:42.1

It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:52.7

You love his plain speaking, straight shooting, no nonsense approach to solving caller's problems.

0:53.6

You tune in to his nationally syndicated talk show every day to hear the wise insight and savvy

0:59.5

advice he gives to his callers.

1:01.4

You see, caller, what you got there is a can opener.

1:05.4

You use it to open cans.

1:07.5

A can opener?

1:09.1

I never made the connection. Thanks, Mr. Obvious. You're a lifesaver. Yeah, I don't open her. I never made the connection.

1:12.0

Thanks, Mr. Obvious.

1:13.3

You're a lifesaver.

1:14.5

Yeah, that's what I'm here for, caller.

1:16.5

He's Mr. Obvious.

1:18.9

America's favorite answer man.

1:20.9

There's not a situation that he can't handle with his sage-like wisdom and his quick-draw

1:25.4

wit.

1:26.2

Well, waste not

1:27.5

want-not, caller. And

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