It's the Bob and Tom show.

With us in the studio, comedian Greg Hahn is here with us. Greg, always a pleasure. Hey, all right, part of the talk show. All right. Chuck, Christy Lee, how are you? I'm all pumped up. I'm all excited to be here, man. Let's get that pizza. Let's do something. Everybody's here. Place is a riot. Cheeks dig me because I'm a eunuch. I mean, I'm unique. Whatever. Let's go. Let's go. I've been seeing this girl now for three weeks.

When she finds out, I'm unique. Whatever. That's right.

Let's go.

I've been seeing this girl now for three weeks when she finds out. She'll close her curtains. Come on, folks. Hey. Seriously, stop. All right. Nobody steals these jokes. All right. I date this one girl. She loves Picasso and Mexican food. Talk about artsy, fartsy. Stop if he gets too clever for you All right

Okay, I'll stop

Ha ha ha ha ha Talk about artsy, fartsy. Woo! Stop if it gets too clever for you. All right. Okay, I'll stop. I love going on dates. The young girls, I used to date a girl 13 years younger than me. They chew a lot of gum. They do a lot of young girl stuff. It's kind of annoying. You know what I mean? Like you'll be driving along and see a car with a headlight out and they do that padiddle thing.

Piddle.

Whatever.

Padittal.

What?

What's going on? That's a bedittle. It's a biddydydy. Well, you go over railroad tracks. Her feet would come off the floorboard, some superstitious thing like that.

Or if we'd see a VW

bug, she'd punch me in the shoulder.

Punch buggy!

Whatever.

Punch buggy.

Sometimes we'd see see a VW bug, she'd punch me in the shoulder. Punch buggy. Whatever. Punch buggy. Sometimes we see like a VW bug with its headlight out while we're going over railroad tracks. Oh, hell's breaking loose up there. Spinning around, crashing my window, breaking everything. I gotta take a hard left. I'm kicking her out of the door. Her head's bouncing off the curb. Whatever. I'm sold. You've been on a date where after a couple hours you find it nearly impossible not to say

something? the door. Her head's bouncing off the curb. Whatever! I'm sold. You ever been on a date where after a couple hours you find it nearly impossible not to say, somebody kill me! I love that. That's my favorite. I love going on a date. You get to go to the girls' place and meet her pets. I always have cats. It's always cats. It's never anything cool like a wild dingo or wolverine. It's never a venomous duck or a bat. Venomous duck. Never get like a pork at pine. It's usually two cats. Like a little one she just rescued from the trash 10 seconds ago. Just got run over by a train or something that still has leaves stuck to its rear end. Spalemic and anemic. Then the girl's got to tell you, like, the story how she met the cat.

Oh, I put some, I put some milk out on Tuesday.

She drank all the milk and came back on Wednesday.

That's a beautiful story.

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