The BOB & TOM Show May 14, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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0:00 CSI Mayberry0:03 Chick out – Jeff in0:04 Peeping Tom discussion 0:20 Letter – fried bologna with onions0:23 Letter – “Weiner Week” on The BOB & TOM Show0:25 Ninja Turtles song discussion0:26 “Naughty Naughty” – John Parr (copyright reference)0:28 Tom jokes about pickup truck romance scenarios0:31 Letter – wife lied about making car payments; vehicle repossessed 0:48 Tom has never taken a bathroom break during a movie0:49 Letter – Tom is right about cowboy churches0:51 Hot dog at a ballgame beats roast beef at The Ritz0:52 Letter – unusual contest discussion 1:05 Sports – Jeff1:05 Hacky sack making a comeback – Jeff1:09 Josh used to play hacky sack1:11 Benjamin Franklin vape pipe discussion – Jeff1:12 Jeff discusses oversized bong collection 1:23 Pulling-off-your-thumb trick1:26 Animatronic wolves1:28 Adult band camps1:30 Pat wants to attend adult band camp1:32 Classical Gas – Mason Williams (copyright reference) 1:44 Josh attended show choir camp1:49 DJ camp discussion – “just show up with a laptop” – Jeff1:50 Tom has spoken at radio camp1:51 Tom’s Wolfman Jack story1:53 Kristi loves capes1:54 Pat’s dad wore a cape to a wedding 2:05 Karaoke night song – Pat2:09 Story about a man exposing himself at a bachelorette party 2:26 “Galaxy Sombrero” – Kristi2:29 Jeff reveals his real last name 2:47 Today in History 3:07 Zoom – Al Jackson3:08 Josh discusses his daydreams3:09 “Left at the Light” – Josh’s improv/sketch group3:12 Al discusses 88 uses for the word “run”3:13 Slang discussion – “herb” as a term for a nerdy older man 3:29 Fast & Furious cast at Cannes3:31 Teenage boys increasingly interacting with AI companions3:33 PowerPoint presentations being used in online dating 3:51 “I’m Insane” – Pat Godwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:28.9	Wow, wow, wow.
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1:12.1	It's the Bob and Tom show.
1:22.2	First, there was the Smash CBS series, CSI, about crime scene investigators in Las Vegas.
1:24.6	Then came CSI, Miami.
1:27.3	Next, CSI, New York. Now, Bob and Tom Television bring you the most exciting CSI yet.
1:32.4	Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-A ain't B. I believe that's the best gooseberry pie I ever did. Oh, no, I did.
1:41.8	It's CSIS-I.
1:45.7	Mayberry?
1:46.6	Yeah.
1:49.3	Yes, sir, he ain't me.
1:53.0	I do believe that pie could have won a blue ribbon I really do.
1:56.2	Andy, Andy!
1:59.0	Hey, we got a dead body down by the filling station.
2:00.5	Well, I'll be dumb.
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