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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM SHOW May 13, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

0:00 Camel toe discussion 0:04 Chick out – Jeff in 0:07 Jeff’s daughter flipped him off to his face 0:09 Letter – Rudy’s Hot Dogs 0:10 Kristi’s dream – dancing with Bob while he drank martinis 0:14 Letter – BOB & TOM hot dog channel 0:24 Letter – saw The Beach Boys live; Sam and the Pharaohs opened 0:29 Letter – never microwave food 0:30 Letter – in-laws still using Electrolux vacuum after 60 years of marriage 0:34 Letter – dogs do not pee in pools; dog poops in ocean 0:35 Letter – dog gets out of pool to pee 0:37 Jeff’s mom peed on his leg in the lake 0:47 Letter – when will Jess prepare hot dogs? 0:49 Letter – wedding first dance was “Stumblin’ In” 0:49 Letter – itemized bill for living at home 0:52 Letter – worker dropped Dairy Queen Blizzard 0:53 Tom does not care for soccer 1:03 Sports 1:09 “Locomotion” song discussion 1:10 SWR – most basketball half-court shots (“Dr. Buckets”) 1:25 New car smell discussion 1:26 Tom says he has never stolen anything 1:27 Woman stole bottle of wine; police discovered it hidden on her person 1:29 100 hot dogs stolen from a high school 1:30 “I Would Eat 100 Hot Dogs” – Pat Godwin 1:44 Jeff has had one car repossessed; Pat had two 1:46 Jason’s EV cameras allow people to leave messages 1:48 Study – people want to have more fun 1:48 75% prefer TV and dining out for entertainment 1:54 Josh jokes with Tom about living too cautiously 1:55 Josh wants a Skee-Ball machine 2:07 Phone – Dr. Buckets 2:26 In Studio – Jess 2:31 Little Tikes car now available as EV 2:35 Man stole items using a large tricycle 2:46 Today in History 2:48 Ace owns two pairs of Velcro sneakers 3:10 Secret Service officer arrested for indecent exposure 3:11 Josh jokes about bizarre public behavior 3:14 Tom’s toilet brush discussion 3:23 Zoom – Alli Breen 3:24 Letter – girlfriend suspicious about gym visits 3:25 Letter – boyfriend’s roommate breakup situation 3:27 Letter – boyfriend discovered past relationship hookup 3:29 Letter – talking to guy on Twitter; she would have to drive 3:31 Letter – girlfriend wants him to attend church instead of playing video games 3:36 Letter – found jewelry receipt in boyfriend’s car but received no jewelry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

0:19.0

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

0:22.4

Paddy Power!

0:23.3

Valid on selected leagues and markets only.

0:24.9

Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.

0:27.3

T's and Clusions apply.

0:28.6

18 plus scummelaware.org. It's the Bob and Tom show. You're a beautiful girl

1:03.0

And your pants are on so tight

1:10.0

That when you stand just right, I can see it all

1:18.6

When you're on the beach

1:21.6

And your bikini's soaking wet

1:25.6

I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down below I see your camel toe

1:35.3

your biscuit your beavage I see your good or cleavage your monkey your muffin you ain't

1:43.3

adding nothing you're Gucci your you ain't had a nothing, you're Gucci, your flapper, you're showing off your snapper.

1:48.0

Your camel toe, it looks alright, so baby let it show.

1:54.0

Looks like a big taco.

1:59.0

I see your camels Merci madame

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