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You're talking about Thunderbolts?

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So?

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T's and Cs apply. It's the Bob and Tom show.

Bab-Bada-Bap-Bat-Bap.

Bidoo-doo-doo-d-d-d-d-tah-d-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah Back in the not too Back in the not too distant past when I would need a quick rap past or a temporary break from my agenda.

Off to the bedroom I would head, pull out the playboy from neath the bed,

and sneak a peek at all the portraits of Pudenda.

My alternatives were slim.

If I tried to find another source for sin

I'd have to hang out with the losers

In the backroom of my local video store

But last month I finally made the call

I got a brand new cable modem installed

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