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The BOB & TOM Show - May 1, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 1, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – Kenny Tarmac 6:04 – Letter: Went to Chicago via Amtrak 6:05 – Tom got in an argument with his dog 6:08 – Man refused to get off phone on plane; plane turned around 6:13 – Chick: You can order a flamethrower and have it delivered 6:25 – Letter: Tried to watch Spin and Marty; unwatchable 6:26 – Letter: Men wear lederhosen; women wear dirndl dresses 6:28 – Letter: Want to hire Tom for a day 6:29 – Letter: “Pride of weirdos is Tom”; wore Kelly’s underwear 6:38 – Woman tells a guy her name is “Cookie Munches” 6:48 – Letter: Tom, no long setup for OCD song 6:50 – OCD song – Pat 6:50 – Letter: Request to play Tom’s yawn sound bite 6:54 – Men who are fully intact are more sensitive 7:00 Hour 7:04 – Letter: Glasses broke 7:05 – Letter: Where did you hide the engagement ring, Tom? 7:09 – Letter: 25th anniversary; wedding ring cleaned, then lost 7:12 – “Isn’t It Romantic” song – Pat 7:23 – Green room story: Pat trying to get paper towels off fridge – Josh 7:25 – Sports 7:27 – Ozempic breath – Kristi 7:29 – World record: Fastest time solving a Rubik’s Cube while skydiving (23 seconds) 7:50 – “Ick” things 7:54 – Tom: Can’t walk, carry items, and drink coffee at the same time 8:00 Hour 8:04 – Letter: Grandpa had three testicles; grandma told everyone 8:06 – Ick: Girlfriend became an adult film actress 8:07 – Ick: Her hair on his face reminded him of his dog 8:08 – Ick: Date tossed his toupee in the back seat 8:11 – Ick: Cleaning teeth with fingernails; clicking nails on teeth – Pat 8:22 – In studio: Hooker 8:28 – Jess: Do you like being called by your full first name? 8:32 – Hot Browns discussion 8:33 – Jess made Hot Brown sliders 8:34 – “Hot Brown Summer in the City” – Pat 8:35 – Fraud scheme involving mac and cheese rewards totaling $80,000 8:48 – In studio: Jeff (missed mention in news) 8:54 – Chick: Tried using toilet paper before tearing it off 9:00 Hour 9:06 – Josh’s uncle streaking joke – Indy 500 9:10 – “Chonkers” sea lions – Kristi 9:14 – Tom’s dad crumbled crackers and put them in an iron lung – Josh 9:27 – Today in History 9:33 – Man had his wife cryogenically frozen; now has a new partner 9:48 – Foo Fighters surprise concert 9:49 – Man paid bail with fake money 9:52 – Tom listens to people’s conversations at a coffee shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Head to the coast in Abercrombie's latest summer drop.

0:04.5

It's dress season.

0:05.7

From minis to maxis, there's a dress for every summer plan.

0:09.5

And Abercrombie's new linen blend matching sets are so light and breathable.

0:14.8

Perfect for brunch or rooftop happy hours.

0:18.0

Dress like you're on holiday.

0:19.7

Shop Abercrombie in the app, online, and in stores.

0:23.0

Music It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:50.5

Good morning, Bob and Tom show.

0:52.2

Hey, gang, it's Kenny Tom.

0:53.4

Hey, we just landed. Yeah, where are you? Well, I'm at AT show. Hey, gang, it's Kenny Tom. Kayie!

1:11.0

Hey, we just landed. Yeah, where are you? Well, I'm at ATL. I heard you talking about Anchorage, ANC. Been there, Domney. Oh, no kidding. From Chicago to LAX last week and had a 20-minute layover at Anchorage, so I know all about it. Wow. Great flight. And we just landed.

1:12.1

I'm still buckled up.

1:12.6

Can you hear me?

1:13.6

I can barely hear you guys. Wow. Great flight. And we just landed.

1:11.1

I'm still buckled up.

1:12.1

Can you hear me?

1:12.6

I can barely hear you guys. We hear you clear. We should have to get in about three minutes. I got to go from Echo 7 to Bravo 4, so I'm putting my sneakers on. Uh-huh. Get running Bostonians. I'll tell you, the comment pressure on this flight was awful. Uh-huh. The guy next to me is trying to make his ears pop.

1:26.5

He's got pillows over both.

1:30.3

Yeah, that works. It was awful. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. The guy next to me is trying to make his ears pop. He's got pillows over both.

1:28.3

Yeah, that works. Uh-huh. Hey, guy, I got to tell you, I heard about the toaster today. Uh-huh. Well, I got to tell you this. That toaster 58 years old? Yeah. Well, I've had the same carry-on for three years. So let me tell you in the business travel world, that's an eternity.

1:46.1

You're killing me.

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