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The BOB & TOM Show - June 9, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 9 June 2026

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show β€” June 9, 2026 6:00 β€” Discussion about prison nicknames. 6:05 β€” Chick out; Jeff in. 6:06 β€” Josh received photos from his colonoscopy. 6:10 β€” Colonoscopy stories with Tom. 6:23 β€” Jeff discusses being very hairy and using shampoo for his whole body. 6:24 β€” Jeff went fishing but did not catch anything. 6:28 β€” Letter: Ring around the collar that will not go away from a required white shirt. 6:30 β€” Letter: Soccer is boring. 6:30 β€” Letter: Listener feels the same way about basketball as others do about soccer. 6:32 β€” Letter: Learned to drive a manual transmission at age 17. 6:35 β€” Josh says if he were a valet parker, he would pass gas frequently. 6:35 β€” Jeff has never worked as a valet parker. 6:35 β€” Tom recalls a valet service losing his car. 7:02 β€” Guest in studio: Edwin McCain. 7:05 β€” Edwin says he would like to try stand-up comedy one night. 7:10 β€” Jeff jokes that Edwin should stay in his lane. 7:24 β€” Discussion of a sword-swallowing world record involving pushups. 7:27 β€” Sports segment. 7:29 β€” Edwin discusses song copyrights and memories. 7:45 β€” Edwin has been driving a bus since age 18. 7:46 β€” Edwin says he never changed the oil in his bus, only added oil. 7:47 β€” Edwin talks about his bus, "Queenie." 7:48 β€” Discussion about a museum gift-shop magnet display. 7:51 β€” Discussion about a fertility-themed festival in Japan. 7:52 β€” Tom notes that a museum was formerly a large retail store. 8:09 β€” Edwin recalls opening for LL Cool J and feeling unpopular with the audience. 8:12 β€” Edwin discusses performing for the Village People when another act could not make a show. 8:21 β€” "Sweet Intros" segment with Tom and Josh. 8:26 β€” Jeff says he has worn his own merchandise because he had no other clothes available. 8:29 β€” Edwin discusses song copyrights and being "the radio star." 8:33 β€” Edwin talks about buying and selling a Porsche. 8:49 β€” Today in History. 8:55 β€” Discussion of the song "Duke of Earl" and copyright topics. 9:06 β€” Edwin performs and discusses "I'll Be." 9:11 β€” Edwin reflects on earlier days, calling the group "a pack of fools." 9:12 β€” Edwin talks about his popularity in the Philippines. 9:14 β€” Edwin praises Kelly Clarkson's version of "I'll Be." 9:15 β€” Edwin jokes that his daughter is horrified by his existence. 9:24 β€” Story about Lincoln-era documents reportedly lost after being left on top of a car. 9:25 β€” "Pumpkin Seat" discussion with Josh. 9:28 β€” Story about a truck carrying fireworks catching fire on a highway. 9:30 β€” Story about a 79-year-old man watering his lawn while holding his groin area in view of nearby children. 9:30 β€” Josh discusses online search categories. 9:46 β€” Discussion of celebrities who died while using the toilet. 9:52 β€” Story about a person investigating something on a roof and discovering a cougar. 6:00 Hour7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

0:17.0

They say our love is taboo. That what we're doing is wrong. But I don't care what they say,

0:28.6

because my love is so strong. They tell us we should be ashamed. We're not husband and wife,

0:40.3

but I cherish each moment with you.

0:44.3

I'm so glad you're in my life.

0:48.3

Do-d-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You're my prison bitch, you're not like other men.

1:05.0

I'm glad we share a prison cell where lights go out at tin.

1:10.0

I can't escape the way I feel now that would be a

1:15.0

crime as long as I am doing you I don't mind doing time cause you're my prison bitch

1:25.6

and I have no regrets

1:29.3

I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes at first you were resistant

1:37.3

But now you are my friend I knew that I would get you in the end

1:45.0

Oh, whoa, whoa, prison bitch do-doo

1:49.0

I guess that you were sent from up above, yeah, prison bitch, do-do, and now you are my Yeah Prison bitch Do-doo Prison bitch

2:01.6

Do-do

2:02.6

And now you are my prisoner

2:05.6

Oh

2:06.6

I'm your prison bitch

2:09.6

You're a sex machine

2:12.6

Uh-huh

2:14.6

I only have one request

2:16.6

How about some Vaseline?

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