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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show - June 30, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 30, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 – White Trash Noise Machine6:06 – Tom never watched Cops6:09 – Kristi and Pat disagree6:14 – John Cena discussion6:25 – Gad about Gaddis6:31 – "I could parallel park a train." – Josh6:35 – Letter: Listener has an Indianapolis 500 book signed by Marty Allen ("Hello dere")6:35 – Letter: "Thank you, Tom Griswoldβ€”I never thought I'd say that."6:50 – Concert floor incident and copyright discussion6:53 – Letter: Pick up a camera for the Brownie6:53 – Letter: Wallet found at a soccer game; crowd chants owner's name 7:06 – Tom switched iced teas and is feeling tired and grumpy7:07 – Jeff in studio7:09 – Dirty Ditties7:24 – Josh and Jeff compare chest hair7:25 – Concert floor incident was not an accident7:27 – Why aren't there more women's restrooms at concert venues?7:28 – Women using urinals7:29 – Tom says a "fridge cigarette" is a Diet Coke7:32 – Letter: Watching an old Columbo episode reminded a listener of Hugh Jackman and Tom7:37 – John Cena hair transplant discussion7:39 – Jeff compliments John Cena7:48 – Sports7:52 – Women's tennis players grunting discussion7:54 – Peter Tork discussion7:55 – Stephen Stills, the Monkees, and Charles Manson 8:03 – Josh jokes about Kristi having a crush on Charles Manson8:05 – First indoor fishing pond in a Moscow mall8:10 – Oldest living parrot discussion8:12 – Is a beak the same as a pecker?8:16 – "Not a grower or a showerβ€”just there." – Jeff8:27 – Letter: Listener loved Jeff's hot dog trick8:27 – Josh invites everyone to run through his sprinkler8:30 – Discussion of P-Shot procedures8:34 – "We are at the dawn of Grandma Griswold." – Josh8:46 – Today in History 9:06 – Josh discusses his bladder scope procedure9:10 – Tom recalls having a bladder scope as a young man9:23 – Gen Z "Day Cap" day drinking trend9:25 – Michigan bill to make lemonade stands easier9:29 – Metallica donates $25,000 to a food bank9:30 – Jacket designed to harvest water from the air9:32 – Jeff says cottage cheese makes a terrible grilled cheese sandwich9:45 – Josh and Pat's trip to the grocery store9:50 – "Making Some Changes" – Josh 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:20.0

Oh, sure.

0:21.1

You grew up in a trailer park, but now that you've made it big and moved to the suburbs,

0:25.3

you just can't sleep at night.

0:27.3

You've thought about purchasing one of those expensive white noise machines that claim

0:31.4

to create a soothing wall of sound.

0:33.7

But tell me, do you really think that white noise is relaxing?

0:39.4

Hell no.

0:40.9

Hell no is right, darling.

0:43.6

Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

0:45.7

Sure do.

0:46.8

Let me guess.

0:47.7

Did you grow up in a trailer park?

0:49.4

Sure did.

0:50.6

Well, Frigamol Home Health Products, a division of Bob and Tom Industries, has just the thing for you.

0:56.0

Forget about that white noise machine. What you need is the white trash noise machine.

1:01.0

The white trash noise machine?

1:04.0

That's right. The white trash noise machine features dozens of the same soothing trailer park sounds you remember from your childhood.

1:11.6

You'll feel safe and secure and drift off to sleep like a little white trash baby.

1:16.6

Just press the button and listen.

1:19.6

Get up, Daddy. You're crashing my smokes.

1:22.6

Hush up. Has anybody seen my tune's tobacco? Where the hell's the toothpaste? I need to brush my tooth.

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