The BOB & TOM Show - June 3, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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BOB AND TOM SHOW WEDNESDAY JUNE 3 20266:01 Attack of the wiener man-Here Come the Mummies6:05 Pat had shoulder surgery-He’s fine6:10 Male members pick sides6:10 I’m a grower not a shower-Josh6:14 SIMPLI SAFE6:25 Letter-Brush my teeth in the shower6:28 Josh got in to puss laties class6:29 Letter-Husband loves my back scratches6:31 Big Bad John-Jimmy Dean/copyright6:33 Letter-Love Cajun Queen song by Jimmy Dean/copyright6:37 Small Sad Sam/copyright6:39 LEAN6:50 Cajun Queen Song explained by Tom6:53 Chicks Uber rating6:55 Little Bitty big John/copyright-Jimmy Dean7:06 Letter-look at my leg elbow=Knee-3 year old7:08 Letter-New Bob and Tom show-the Rotisserie man7:11 Letter-Remember they won’t sell you a handgun if you are crying7:12 Devo song/copyright7:14 AMERICAN FINANCING7:23 Sports7:25 Have you ever wore spurs Tom?-Josh7:26 Had a cowboy kit as a kid-Tom7:33 Sex Mummy7:47 In Studio-Jess7:48 SWR-parade on Route 66 largest parade of classic cars-3596 cars7:53 Route 66-Nat King cole/copyright7:53 Tom says “before my time”7:55 Got your foreskin blown off in Civil War-Kristi8:03 Classic cars we would like to have8:10 Did anything happen to you after 1965, Tom?-Chick8:11 Vaginal health tips-mansplaining8:13 AURA FRAMES8:26 Windshield washing stations are empty at gas stations-Josh8:28 We need more flights-Josh8:29 More vaginal health tips-sleep naked8:30 I will never not sleep naked-Josh8:31 Josh’s neighbor brought him chicken-he was in his boxers8:33 Vagina is a self -cleaning oven-Jess8:36 Alli is at the French open-Kristi calls her a bitch8:36 HYUNDAI8:47 Tom talks about his towel clips as a kid 8:48 Windows lead to the outside-Tom 8:50 Today in History 9:05 Dating a friends ex 9:07 Kissing Cousings Clip 9:08 Woman spent $50,000 to marry herself 9:13 SIMPLISAFE 9:26 More people charge their phones than put on sunscreen 9:26 Back to Tom's "Cowboy Kit" 9:31 Chick and Josh love tan lines 9:32 Woman suing Outback steak house-slipped on mashed potatoes 9:35 Please do not say my name in a non-comedy joke-Josh 9:37 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:49 Jess will be helping Pat play his guitar 9:51 Tom interviewing a DoDo bird 9:53 There is a McChicken on the menu Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:27.6	He's coming for you. He's gonna get you,
0:29.6	attack at the weena man.
0:32.6	He's coming for you,
0:36.6	he's gonna get you
0:38.3	Attack at the Wheeler
0:40.3	Man
0:41.3	Late night when the bars are closing
0:49.3	Alcohol takes its toll and the drinkers need a favorite vendor
0:53.3	A taste treat of a sausage fendor.
0:57.6	Little man behind the car.
0:59.8	Police can't catch him because he's way too smart.
1:02.3	The smell of mustard in a big umbrella.
1:04.5	Hotterman's got the perfect combat.
1:08.3	He's coming for you.
1:40.3	He's gonna get you. of the Wheater Man He's coming for you He's gonna get you Attackin the Wheeler Man I'm Man. He waits our patient out in the street. All the hunters want to sample the meat.
1:42.3	He can't help but relish the fact. The footlong keeps you coming back.
1:47.0	What you're feeling safe and cool?
1:50.0	That's when the weener man makes his move.
1:53.0	You can't scream when your mouth is full.
1:58.0	He's coming for you. He's coming for you.
2:01.6	He's gonna dare you. He's talking to weena man. He's coming for you. He's gonna get you. Take him the weeder man. Crout! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's coming for you.
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