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The BOB & TOM Show - June 23. 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 23, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Everybody’s upset with me – Tom6:03 Tom’s mic and chair don’t work6:11 Had great flight attendants – Tom6:12 David Muir wants me – Chick6:14 Guy sitting next to Tom on plane had a bad odor6:25 Clampett family clogging the aisle on an airplane – Tom6:29 Letter: Kids took me to Toy Story 5 for Father’s Day; loved it6:32 Letter: “Sugar, Sugar” stuck in my head6:35 Tim Wilson’s car was a trash can on wheels – Tom6:36 Letter: Batch of minnows in car created a bad smell6:49 Tom has a whole tissue box in his nose – Chick6:50 Airport security: Shoes or no shoes? – Tom6:53 Letter: My first 45 record was “Sugar, Sugar” from a cereal box6:54 Letter: Marina = boat parking lot 7:00 AM7:05 Jeff in studio7:05 CEO hiring discussion7:10 I used to hire people; first question was whether they were sober – Jeff7:29 “Momma So Fat” joke – Josh7:30 Explains the TV show Sea Hunt – Tom7:48 Sports7:51 High-end stadium food discussion7:53 $22 Twinkie hamburger and stadium food discussion 8:00 AM8:07 Texas Twinkie discussion8:08 My mom loved The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas – Josh8:11 Pinball once outlawed in South Carolina8:21 Jess in studio with several types of bacon8:23 Trying beef bacon and carrot bacon8:24 Vegan bacon review – Tom8:29 “Cracklin’ Rosie” is a wine8:30 Man fell to his death at a concert at Madison Square Garden8:31 Comment on concert accident – Tom8:37 Paddington movie discussion8:53 Tom was about to sneeze8:54 Today in History 9:00 AM9:14 Kathy Rigby9:26 Jaws discussion9:33 Dog on tray table9:34 More people killed by cows than sharks9:36 Bees spilled on the road9:43 Jacana birds9:50 “This Is What You Sound Like” – Chick and Kristi9:51 Tesla in a pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

0:17.0

It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:30.4

Hi, this is Tom.

0:32.5

God knows I'm not perfect.

0:35.0

I guess I could be difficult and maybe a little demanding.

0:55.6

I'm sure some might say tyrannical. But I don't get it. I try to be a nice guy, but it seems everybody's pissed at me. My friends are pissed, my partners, pissed my mother's pissed my lawyers, pissed my waiters, pissed my dog is pissed. Everybody's pissed at me. My baker's pissed my family's, pissed my plumbers, pissed my flammers, pissed my fish are pissed everybody's pissed at me my baker's pissed my family's pissed my plumbers Piss my fissed my bickers pissed my brothers piss it is very plain to see everybody's pissed at me

1:02.6

I think we can all agree everybody's pissed at me

1:06.6

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you are an evil bastard

1:15.3

we're all pissed at you today

1:19.6

i am sick of all your bitching

1:25.1

here's a check

1:27.4

go away your moss is pissed your kid your bitching Here's a check Go away

1:29.4

Your boss is pissed

1:31.2

Your kids are pissed

1:32.2

Your neighbors pissed

1:33.1

Your sister's pissed

1:34.1

We'll bet even God is pissed

1:36.0

Everybody's pissed at me

1:37.7

When I wrote my pissed off list

1:39.6

I'm sure there's someone that I missed

1:41.4

And that will probably make them piss

1:43.3

It is very late to see.

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