The BOB & TOM Show - June 16, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 16 June 2026

⏱️ 165 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 16, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Smoking in front of the building – Bob & Peter Kevoian6:05 Never had crabs – Kristi6:06 I’m a little tired – Tom6:19 Letter: Clover, WA has a huge potato smasher6:23 Letter: My sweet little one in a hat – my dog6:25 Letter: Liked the movie Song Sung Blue6:25 Letter: Having rotator cuff surgery6:28 Letter: Getting ready for tacos – have any tortilla skins?6:29 Still miserable6:30 Letter: Add American cheese to a microwaved hot dog bun6:30 Letter: Flies = flying raisins – my 2-year-old6:31 Kristi has a fly swatter cover6:33 Flies vomit every time they land – Josh6:36 Bug-a-Salt kills bugs with salt6:49 Hearing aids became earbuds for music6:53 Paul Revere discussion – Paul Revere Dick was his real name6:54 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – Paul Revere 7:00 AM7:07 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – The Beach Boys7:10 Today in History7:13 “Rule the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:15 Toy Story gives a lot of people joy – Tom to Chick7:24 “Wild World” – Cat Stevens7:25 “Love to Change the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:25 “Joy to the World” copyright discussion – Three Dog Night7:25 Sports7:29 “Indian Reservation” copyright discussion – Paul Revere7:31 Josh tells Tom to stop talking about soccer if he hates it7:36 Merlin is a Mexican duck and should be named El Quacko – Tom7:37 Tom knows someone named Merlin; Kristi does too7:46 World record: Longest time keeping five balloons in the air – 1 minute7:51 “Stuck in a Car” song – Pat 8:00 AM8:03 In studio: Kelly Collette8:04 Kelly loves soccer and the World Cup8:07 Kelly says you always learn about another country while watching the World Cup8:21 Goblin intimacy – new dating trend8:27 People who live alone share their loneliness online8:28 Tom jokes about wanting to see Chick die8:30 How many people would you drive to the airport? – Tom to Josh8:32 People spend a billion dollars on OnlyFans8:33 Atlanta spends the most on OnlyFans per capita8:37 Most popular adult content categories in California8:37 First adult content Josh saw8:39 Most popular adult content category in Florida 9:00 AM9:03 Cheese witch can tell fortunes with cheese9:07 Kelly was a palm reader9:10 Johnny Mathis was a track star in high school – Tom9:12 Tom talks about Johnny Mathis9:12 Josh joke9:24 “Chances Are” copyright discussion – Johnny Mathis9:29 Tom needs a good power washer9:33 Woman named her children after states – Kristi9:36 People with state names9:48 Towel Talk9:49 E-bike assault – Kelly9:54 “Toilet Room” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:23.0	We are ready.
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1:25.1	Hey, Peter.
1:25.9	Hey, Bob.
1:26.9	What are you doing out here? thing you're doing got a light
1:30.5	oh we are smoking in front of the building we are standing we are talking but mostly we are, we are smoking in front of the building.
1:51.0	Oh, we are smoking in front of the building. We are puffing, we are gagging, we are happy because we're smoking
2:02.6	We are smoking in front of the building
2:06.6	Hacking, wheezing,
2:12.6	barely breathing
2:18.3	choking growing we love smoking we love smoking
2:27.3	I met a girl from another office
2:31.3	she's a smoker just like me.
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