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The BOB & TOM Show - July 9, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 9 July 2026

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show β€” July 9, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 – GreasnArt 6:07 – Josh discusses liking to be left alone in the morning. 6:08 – Tom's gum chewing. 6:11 – Josh's cat wakes him up. 6:26 – Discussion of Nelson Rockefeller's death. 6:27 – Letter: Did Tom wear Kelly's underwear on vacation? 6:30 – Story about Russia selling breast implants. 6:31 – Letter about an unused breast implant in a freezer. 6:32 – Josh jokes about witches and breast implants. 6:34 – Popular songs played at wedding receptions. 6:35 – Letter about "White Lines." 6:38 – "Hey Mo" song: "Girly Shuffle." 6:49 – The "Hokey Cokey" in the UK. 6:50 – Letter: Travel tip about packing old underwear and socks to throw away during a trip. 6:52 – Tom talks about wearing water shoes. 6:53 – Letter about flying on Hooters Airline. 7:06 – Story about a man who severely injured himself and started a fire. 7:21 – "Ball to the Wall" and copyright discussion. 7:25 – Josh assembled three office chairs. 7:26 – Tom asks Josh about having an office and what he does there. 7:28 – Chair assembly problems lead to Chick's washer conspiracy discussion. 7:34 – Kristi assembled a bird bath accessory. 7:36 – Tom's sister had an owl in her house. 7:50 – "Ed Septic" parody. 8:03 – Greg Hahn joins in studio. 8:05 – Josh offers to take Tom to get a caricature. 8:09 – World Cup update. 8:10 – Story about the largest paper airplane. 8:25 – Jess asks what kind of shoes she is wearing. 8:25 – Kristi identifies the shoes as mules. 8:28 – Tom talks about disliking tours. 8:30 – Story about 800 pounds of peanut butter on a floor as an art display. 8:32 – Josh jokes about working on a jelly ceiling. 8:45 – Discussion about people tending to veer left while walking. 8:46 – Today in History. 9:04 – Al Jackson joins via Zoom. 9:05 – Discussion about Al's soul patch. 9:06 – Word of the day: "IRL." 9:06 – Discussion of the term "Almond Mom." 9:12 – Al talks about going on an Alaska cruise. 9:23 – Greg discusses snacks and food while traveling. 9:24 – Josh says Bugles are a good road snack. 9:26 – Historical note about women using pencil to create whiskers in 1812. 9:28 – Jess talks about having noticeable peach fuzz. 9:33 – Story about an elephant rescued from a well. 9:33 – Discussion about sheep recognizing human faces. 9:45 – Story about a 96-year-old internet influencer. 9:45 – Greg's eye doctor. 9:47 – "Slippery Joe Butterman" with Greg. 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Attention all passengers.

0:03.0

The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15.

0:09.0

Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshment's carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.

0:16.0

Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.

0:19.0

Trains on Uber.

0:21.6

Blowing our budget on metrics that look great till the CFO sees them.

0:25.6

That's bullspend.

0:26.6

And marketers are calling it out in dashboard confessions.

0:31.6

I remember telling my boss it'll be good for the brand when leads were slow.

0:35.6

Yeah, it wasn't.

0:39.4

Cut the ball spend.

0:42.6

LinkedIn lets you target by company, job title and more.

0:44.1

Advertise on LinkedIn.

0:47.4

Spend Β£200 on your first campaign and get a Β£200 pound credit.

0:49.0

Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead.

0:50.1

Terms and Tom show.

1:10.0

It's the Bob and Tom show.

1:17.0

Hurry up and watch for dinner, Billy.

1:18.6

We're having your favorites.

1:22.1

Slappy Joes, corn on the cob, and chocolate fudge cake.

1:24.6

Oh, mom, that stuff blows.

1:27.6

Why can't we have fried dough or elephant ears?

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