The BOB & TOM Show - July 8, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2026

⏱️ 164 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show — July 8, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 Snacks on a Plane6:04 Tom's vacation fiasco6:07 Everyone's Fourth of July6:07 Travis & Taylor letter6:09 Back to Tom's travel disaster6:20 Took Tom 36 hours to get home6:21 How Tom packs his pills and underwear6:24 Chick the overpacker6:25 Ironing a dirty shirt6:27 Tom had to buy a suitcase on vacation for souvenirs6:30 People move by weight discussion6:31 Retina scan turns rectal6:34 Group texts with Tom6:37 ASP discussion6:38 Vehicle discussion6:45 Travel tips with Tom6:50 Josh smuggled money into the U.S. with a cash belt6:51 ATM discussion 7:03 Duck/Chicken Dance7:05 Wedding DJ songs7:06 "In the Navy"7:07 Hokey Pokey at a wedding?7:09 Letter: Dog food eating – Which dog food would you eat?7:25 World Cup update7:27 Virtual taekwondo7:29 Chinese fire drill and ghost riding the whip7:32 Virtual reality relationships7:33 Stupid World Record – Most binder clips clipped to one person7:45 Tom's fire drills at school7:47 Tom is surprised how quickly overweight people move7:49 Tom dislikes this vacation couple7:51 Josh's fishing expedition7:52 Croissant story reactions 8:00 Tom's travel tips – Backward hat guy8:08 Chef at nudist resort prepares food while nude8:10 Smallest penis man getting surgery8:23 Kristi's skin discussion8:24 More TV issues with Tom8:27 Stingrays with Tom8:28 Cosmetic surgery discussion8:30 New Jersey caller: "Give her the big ones"8:30 Russian women selling used implants8:33 Return to New Jersey caller8:34 Gummy bear breasts and cremation8:36 Juggling performer discussion8:37 Vehicle discussion8:38 Back to New Jersey caller8:46 Letter: Travel tip8:48 Today in History 9:00 Jessica Alsman joins the studio9:04 Letter: People's Express?9:06 Different airlines through the years9:10 "Wings" discussion and Hooters Air9:20 Alli Breen joins the show9:22 Sharing a dog with an ex9:25 My partner is cheating—should I go through the phone?9:28 Friends with benefits for 10 years—now there's someone new9:30 Secretly dating a co-worker and wanting a more serious relationship9:31 Girlfriend's best friend flirts – throuple discussion9:32 Breakup confusion with friends9:34 My girlfriend dislikes when I'm mean during arguments9:48 Ideal runtime for a film9:50 Minion discussion 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:04.0	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend
0:07.0	will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
0:10.0	Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view
0:14.0	and a table seat, ideal for playing footsie beneath.
0:17.0	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. Trains on Uber.
0:23.6	Let Abercrombie handle summer with key pieces made for days that don't slow down.
0:29.6	Their linen blend Henley's and woven shirts are easy layers that work from daytime plans straight into nights out.
0:36.6	And for everything in between,
0:38.1	everyday shorts and relaxed denim keep outfits feeling easy, but still refined.
0:43.2	Shop Abercrombie in the app, online and in stores.
0:46.4	Thank you. It's the Bob and Tom show.
1:13.7	It's the Bob and Tom show. It's the scariest movie of the summer, and it's new from Bob and Tom Pictures.
1:20.4	Hey, thanks for the ride to the airport, Tom. You're a pal.
1:23.8	No problem, chick. I gotta tell you, you're looking really good, man. You've lost, what, 70, 80 pounds? I gotta hand it to you. Thanks, Tom. You know, one day at a time. I've been watching what I eat, working out a little bit. Really, finally taking charge of my food intake. Just when you think you know what's happening. Have a good flight, chick.
1:44.6	I mean, stick.
1:46.3	See you next week.
1:47.3	Thanks, Tom.
1:48.8	Get ready for the horror at 20,000 feet.
1:53.1	Here's your pillow, Mr. McGee.
1:54.8	And your diet, Pepsi.
1:56.5	Would you like a cookie, sir?
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