The BOB & TOM Show - July 16, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show – July 16, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 Shirtless girl 6:00 Kristi out; Pat out 6:05 Jeff's beard discussion 6:09 Letter: "I have a shirt that says I can drive a stick." Husband says every man sees it as sexual. 6:25 Letter: You guys had not gone to the third string until yesterday. 6:27 Letter: Guy caught a 27-inch golden walleye. 6:29 Discovery of a new monkey in the Congo. 6:30 Tom is a big fan of school uniforms. 6:32 Tom said his urine once looked like mustard. 6:34 Letter: Goal to read 100 books. 6:38 Girl killed by an alligator in Florida. 6:48 Letter: Found chicken feathers in my full beard. 6:50 Josh says getting urine on your feet is better than getting it on your shoes. 6:52 Tom is not a fan of suede. 6:53 Tom bought no-show socks. 7:04 Walking dogs: A woman slammed on her brakes and yelled at Tom. 7:10 Sports. 7:13 Largest group of trombone players: 600. 7:15 Jess would wear python. 7:24 Chick's "Super Toe" toy. 7:31 Jess: "What's left of her tattoos." 7:35 Josh line. 7:49 Escaped alligator found in Indiana after being missing for a month. 7:50 Josh has touched an alligator. 7:50 Tom swam with stingrays in the Bahamas and was terrified. 7:52 Barracuda and copyright discussion. 8:07 Urinal splash: Men will aim for a spider on the porcelain. 8:09 Tom says Josh has to clean his ankles after urinating. 8:10 Giant cockroach found on a urinal hook being used by a woman's husband. 8:10 Woman received a personalized license plate that read "SQUZ AIS." 8:21 Willie in studio. 8:24 Phone interview with Dusty Crum, pizza, pasta, and python shop owner. 8:24 Dusty recycles python skin. 8:25 Dusty holds giant snakes. 8:27 Dusty is the fastest snake skinner in the South. 8:28 Python popsicles. 8:35 Hairy croissants. 8:46 Today in History. 9:10 Lucas Waterfill in studio. 9:11 Lucas discusses having cerebral palsy. 9:12 Lucas discusses a traffic accident that was his fault. 9:24 Lucas as a pilot. 9:28 Clifford is Lucas's dog. 9:28 Lucas has been sober for a while. 9:33 Lucas discusses using a wheelchair and Medicaid approval. 9:45 Lucas talks about quitting drinking. 9:45 Lucas smokes cigars. 9:48 Lucas discusses getting tattoos and "Stop!" 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:20.3	New this season on the bobbed tom television network
0:25.6	look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane it's the biggest set of jugs i've ever seen
0:32.6	it's shirtless girl posing as a topless dancer showing off her packs.
0:41.3	No one knows her secret till she takes off her specs.
0:45.3	She's shirtless girl.
0:47.3	Shirtless girl.
0:49.3	With her special powers, she gives the mad guy's fits
0:54.7	She don't use no gun
0:56.5	She stops them with her tinnis
0:59.1	She's shirtless girl
1:00.7	Shirtless girl
1:03.0	Working in the chemistry lab
1:06.3	One day, sophomore year
1:08.0	Nothing seemed to miss
1:09.5	But that night, an amazing transformation took place,
1:13.5	and the next morning, young Debbie Yabo woke to find.
1:19.6	My God, I'm huge!
1:22.9	I must dedicate these to fighting evil.
1:27.4	Little did Debbie know that years before on the planet lactoid... I must dedicate these to fighting evil.
1:31.5	Little did Debbie know that years before on the planet lactoid,
1:35.6	a planet whose gravity was causing it to sag dangerously toward the sun,
	...

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