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The BOB & TOM Show - July 13, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — July 13, 20266:00 Hour Chick out, Jeff in; Kristi out, Hooker in Toast with Heywood Tampons difficult to find in the Bahamas Tom got in the wrong car again Jeff is going to shave his beard Highway traffic safety discussion Jeff's license plate was swapped Tom takes photos of license and insurance card Letter: Friend with a septic pumping business found a pair of dentures Letter: Man Quiz Josh explains what a hex wrench is Tom asks what KBB is Josh: "Can we get some men in here?" Loading the dishwasher Quizzing each other Letter: My daughter and I were attacked by mosquitoes The money piece Sports Tom learned you don't have to scan a bag of ice Tom is very picky about ice Pemplin shirt Diva cup discussion Letter: Saw a colostomy dance in a hotel lobby Letter: Women can't make machine gun noises with their mouths Letter: Grandpa spit out his dentures from a car window Largest group of people wearing bald caps with Pitbull Man severely injured after being flipped into the air by a bison Tom shops for a waffle iron Customer dies in a grocery store; carts and umbrellas used for privacy while shoppers continue shopping Everything shower and self-care discussion Claw clip discussion Jeff: No one would want his sperm, even if he paid them Florida python hunt discussion After heavy rainfall in China, 900 king cobras are loose "Snake Farm" discussion Study: People who frequently view pornography tend to report higher rates of depression Letter: School janitor of 35 years found many retainers Today in History Jess thinks she can make a butter-dipped ice cream cone Man partially sucked out of an airplane window; passengers save him Josh found $900 while working at a theater Letter: Tried grandpa's chewing tobacco Jess: Giraffes can do simple math Semi driver arrested for driving under the influence of wine 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

0:30.3

All around the country in coast coast.

0:33.9

People always say, what do you like most?

0:36.4

I don't want to brag.

0:37.6

I don't want to boast. I't want to boast I always tell them

0:40.0

I like toast

0:41.0

very nice

0:43.6

Yeah toast

0:45.1

Yeah

0:47.8

toast

0:48.6

I get up in the morning

0:52.2

About 6 a.m.

0:55.0

Have a little jelly, have a little jam.

0:58.5

Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot.

1:02.2

Pushed on the lever and the wires get hot.

1:03.9

I get toast.

1:07.2

Yeah, toast!

1:10.6

Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast!

1:14.3

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection.

1:18.0

There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.

1:21.8

Push to the dark or the light and then, if a pops too soon, press down again, make toast.

1:28.8

Yeah, don't!

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