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This is a little love song I wrote some years back.

It's actually sort of a breakup song.

I'd always dedicated to all the wonderful women

who treated me like a load of crap over the years.

It's a little love song.

All right.

I woke up this morning and you were gone

I found a note

It said so long

You said this love would last our lives

I hope your face breaks out in hives

I hope you die

A painful death

I hope you choke A painful death I hope you choke

On your next breath

He screwed me up

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