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Well, Dino, tis the season.

How about a little Christmas tale?

Sure, Pally, what's her name?

No, a Christmas story.

Okay, everyone loves Christmas.

When hearts are filled with cheer.

But sometimes Christmas ain't so great.

Yeah, tell them about last year.

Well, it went a little something like this.

I was snowed in at the airport, late last Christmas Eve.

They finally cleared the runway and said the plane could

leave I couldn't call my wife to tell her I was coming home when I opened up the door

she wasn't home alone was Santa coming down the chimney, Dino? Well, not exactly.

She and Bob the mailman were naked on the floor.

And it was very plain to see what they were naked for.

She asked me to forgive her, but this was my reply.

Let's stand under the Missile Show

And you can kiss my ass goodbye

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