Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

You should have seen me last night when I I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal

stairs.

I went crashing through the window at the VFW Hall, tumbled or a pile of metal chairs.

Then I cussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up her mom.

I rent my car, I think I bruise my spine.

Oh, you ought to go with me when I go out drinking.

Always have myself a real good time.

I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater Yacht Club

through 90 miles an hour up to the bay.

I sank her out by bucket of going and walked on into town

tore up someone's flowers on my way

then I barged into the cruise nest

and I threw up on the road.

I slapped that host a sauner bit behind.

For you, I want to go with me when I go behind drinking.

Always have my... with me when I go out drinking

always have myself a real good time.

I talk dirt into the waitress

and I never ever leave her no tip.

Leave her on my road trip. And I never ever leave her no tip.

I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole.

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