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The BOB & TOM Show - April 28, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — April 28, 2026 6:00 AM – “It’s a Great Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass” by Paul Thorn6:07 AM – How many phone numbers do you remember? (Tom)6:09 AM – Tom got lost on a roundabout6:13 AM – Tom only wears black underwear6:23 AM – Tom danced a little at his wedding6:27 AM – Tom had to wear Kelly’s underwear at the wedding6:29 AM – “Tom, you have attractive hands” (Chick)6:31 AM – Kristi arrives6:34 AM – Letter: Left car window down; showed up to work with very wet pants 6:49 AM – Letter: Wife in labor; wanted to name the baby after Tony Dungy6:52 AM – Coke and Pepsi in the same place discussion 7:05 AM – Chick’s dog snores loudly7:23 AM – Letter: Tom loves plate spinners7:23 AM – Letter: Wanted to see Tom covered in sunscreen at his wedding7:25 AM – Letter: Since Tom is ordained, why didn’t he conduct the ceremony?7:28 AM – Letter: Nickname on the Appalachian Trail was “Shart”7:30 AM – Letter: Nickname on the trail was “Dickie Dope Seed”7:31 AM – Jeff hiked the Appalachian Trail7:35 AM – Letter: Tom did not mention Jimmy Pardo’s height7:47 AM – Kids curse more in front of parents these days7:50 AM – Sports7:52 AM – Early sports mascots were often drunk (Tom)7:53 AM – Missing Morganna the Kissing Bandit (Josh) 8:08 AM – News: Man ran a half marathon on 3-foot stilts in 2 hours8:25 AM – Man tried to bring a kitten into a strip club8:26 AM – Joke about calling 9-1-1 regarding the situation (Pat)8:30 AM – Josh once tried dating a stripper; it didn’t go well8:33 AM – Letter: Loveland Frogman walks upright in Ohio8:37 AM – Mythical creatures in the United States8:49 AM – Today in history 9:07 AM – Song: “Frogman” (copyright segment)9:09 AM – Explaining paranormal experiences (Kristi)9:24 AM – News: Man danced naked at an Aldi with a sword 9:29 AM – Guest via Zoom: Joe Dombrowski is now a father9:33 AM – Story: Baby incident involving an impressive distance9:34 AM – New special: “Dad on Arrival” 9:51 AM – When salmon are exposed to cocaine, they travel farther9:52 AM – Joke about substances in water and fish (Pat) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

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0:06.9

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0:13.6

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0:16.6

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0:23.2

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0:25.7

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0:29.2

Thank you. It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:51.3

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

0:59.0

Your wife starts bitching about whatever it was she was bitching about last night.

1:06.0

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

1:13.6

But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

1:20.6

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass It's a bad day

1:29.9

So you better get off my back

1:34.2

You might get cold cocked

1:37.2

If you cross my path

1:41.4

Because it's a great day

1:44.3

for me to

1:46.5

whoop somebody's ass

1:48.5

well I was running

1:54.0

late for work

1:55.7

so I poured me some coffee to go

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