The BOB & TOM Show - April 23, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 163 minutes

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 23, 2026 6:00 – “Too Much to Think About” (Todd Snider)6:03 – Tom out; Jeff in6:05 – NFL Draft discussion6:07 – Bill Clinton appearance at the draft6:10 – Jeff discusses relationship boundaries6:21 – Listener letter: Josh and audiobook potential6:22 – Listener letter: Voting humor at a county election6:25 – “Gertie the Chicken Sings” (Pat Godwin)6:28 – Bathroom humor discussion (Chick)6:28 – Listener letter: Corpse flower bloom6:29 – Listener letter: Meat raffles6:31 – Toilet paper habits discussion6:34 – Listener letter: Rewatching Body Heat6:47 – Josh on Tom’s enthusiasm for interests6:51 – Josh describes bathroom habits6:52 – Folding vs. wrapping toilet paper (Josh)6:53 – Listener letter: “Want any of this before I put it away?” 7:04 – Chick has never been to Pittsburgh7:06 – Listener letter: Candy for breakfast7:07 – Sports segment7:08 – Relationship discussion (Kristi)7:11 – Robot defeats expert ping pong players7:13 – Recording family arguments (Chick)7:25 – World record: Largest claw machine7:31 – John Tesh discussion7:34 – “Honey Honey” (The Archies)7:35 – “Honey” (Pat Godwin)7:36 – “Honey” (Bobby Goldsboro)7:45 – In-studio guest7:48 – Online searches about health topics (Kristi)7:53 – Body image discussion7:54 – Personal grooming stories (Josh)7:56 – Personal boundaries humor (Jeff) 8:08 – Product pricing news8:09 – Discussion of alternative products8:11 – “Ode to Brody” (Pat Godwin)8:21 – Snoopy trivia (Jeff)8:22 – Moose sighting near radio station (Kristi)8:24 – Fear of horses (Chick)8:25 – “Wildfire” discussion8:26 – Horse-related story8:30 – Joke discussion8:32 – Hot air balloon experience (Kristi)8:35 – “Tin Man” (America)8:35 – Jeff reacts to song 8:45 – Today in History 9:03 – Guest appearance via Zoom (Al Jackson)9:05 – Gas station observations (Al)9:08 – Wordplay segment (Al)9:22 – Snoopy trivia continued9:24 – News: Arson suspect story9:27 – Benefits of meditation9:28 – Survey: Belief in psychic abilities9:31 – Guided retreat discussion (Kristi)9:33 – “I Love Pickles” (Pat Godwin)9:34 – “No Rain” (Blind Melon) 9:46 – Josh’s sandwich story9:49 – Legal case involving an alligator dropped9:51 – Cat rescue story; similar experience from Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hader, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling
0:03.1	and it's not just any kind of hunger.
0:04.9	It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:07.0	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:10.3	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:12.6	Hungry? You are now.
0:16.7	Saved from 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.7	Price and participation may vary.
0:35.8	No. Saved from 11am. Subject to availability. Price and participation may vary. It's the Bob and Tom show.
0:40.2	They say 3% of the people use 5 to 6% of their brain.
0:45.8	97% use just 3% and the rest goes down the drain.
0:50.8	I will never know which one I am, but I'll bet you my last dime, 99% think we're 3%
0:58.3	100% of the time.
1:03.1	I've got to write that down.
1:05.3	They say 72% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.
1:10.3	84.4% of people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not.
1:14.6	Now, I will never know what you believe, but I do know there's no doubt I need another double shot of something 90 proof.
1:22.6	This is too much to think about. Too much to figure now. It's too much to think about.
1:28.3	Too much to figure out.
1:30.3	Stuck between hope and doubt with too much to think about.
1:35.3	They say 92% of everything you learned in high school was bull crap that you will never need.
1:40.3	82% of everything you got you bought just to satisfy your greed, because 94% of the entire
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