It's the Bob and Tom show.

So we're going to do a dramatic reading of since my baby turned cake?

That's right.

Oh, this will work.

My whole world has gone downhill since my baby turned cake.

Everything was fine until she went the other way.

I don't eat like I know I should.

I don't enjoy my livelihood, and nothing don't taste as good.

Since my baby turned gay.

I gave my heart to her and then my baby went away.

She ran off with a truck driver, name of Lucy May.

My pride shattered and my ego shrunk.

All I want to do is get sloppy drunk.

I never, ever would have thunk that my baby turned gay.

My centerfold done hit the road O'was me

It's a cruel world

Cause I'm a fool for girls

And so is she

I wash my own laundry now

Cook my own greasy chow

Sit alone and wonder how, come my baby turn

game. That was great. And you're not doing commercials? You're not going to go on the road.

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