It's the Bob and Tom show.

Hello everybody and welcome to another exciting edition of that popular spring training guessing game, Who's on the Juice?

I'm your host, Johnny Rum.

Our contestants today are Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, and Yankees outfielder Gary

Sheffield, who, by the way, is the nephew of former big leaguer Dwight Gooden.

Say, Gary, your uncle didn't give you a package to give me, did he?

A small package about the size of a kilo?

I don't think so.

Because I'm good for it.

No, nothing.

All righty then.

Also, on Who's on the Juice?

Today, it's Giant Slugger, Barry Bonds.

This better not take long, sister boy.

I'm missing my stories.

Okay.

Let's meet our final contestant.

Also, New York Yankee, Jason Giambi.

Whoa, boy, take it easy.

Now, Jeff, we'll start with you.

You recently said that if someone gives you a cup, you'd provide them with a urine sample any time.

Yet, when a reporter brought a cup, you declined to do so.

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