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I said I live here. I pay race. I pay rent. I look after everything. I pay council tax.

Yeah. You just come up with you, Lord.

You come here once a year and cause chaos.

These, the guns, are on show because it's sleeveless.

Oh, Andrew Castle.

Yeah, well, come on to him because we met Andrew Castle.

So you certainly did come on to him.

DELs, welcome back to the Wittering Whitehall's from Whitehall Towers.

We are in, sorry, the podcast, time, space, continuum situation,

because Michael Whitehall and I are sitting here today are deep, deep, deep into the university boat race, 2026.

It's not the actual boat race, but there's a hell of a lot going on out there this morning, I have to say. Apparently, it's something called the Spares,

which I've never actually clocked before, which is essentially two people in a double rowing boat

or a double skull. I never know the difference.

Those of you in the know, please feel free to email in and correct me. It's one or t' other, a double something.

We've just seen the ladies' spares go past, two of them, who very nearly, I actually filmed it, not that you can see it because there's a

tree in the way, the Uber boat was doing its U-turn to start its journey back into town, Michael,

and it looked like it was getting quite ugly out there. There was a lot of tooting going on

as these two little tiny boats got in the way of the Uber Boats U-Turn.

So that is why, Diels, I am wearing this little purchase that I made not one,

not two, but three years ago for the university boat race because it is the Oxford and

Cambridge colours. I'm hedging my bets here. Now, unfortunately, since I bought it,

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