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Woo! Hello. Hello, gentle listeners, it's Andrew, and welcome to Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod.

It's a podcast all about scary stories, urban legends, spooky things you tell us about,

and first of all, nobody panic. Your ears have not deceived you. My other spooky half is not

with us today, but please don't worry. Anna has

not turned into an alligator and swam upstream. She didn't get stuck in an old trunk playing

hide and seek on her wedding night and turned into a skeleton. On the contrary, in very cool news,

if I can brag about her for a sec, she has been promoted to head writer at Saturday Night Live.

And because their new season has just begun, and since we're heading into an election cycle

here in the States, there are going to be some episodes this month with Anna and some

where we'll be subbing in guest hosts.

There'll be some old favorites and some new faces.

And today, I'm delighted to say, we've got a new face.

Off we go.

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