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🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ 143 minutes
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The Blueblood Final 4 is set, Kansa, Nova, Duke and UNC are heading to Nola and we recap a bad Elite 8 but the most anticipated Final Four ever. Coach K's retirement tour is successful and its going to be insufferable. (00:02:54-00:33:26) Emergency zoom segment to cover the Oscars madness of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.(00:33:27-00:53:41) Who's back of the week including Castellanos and Lebron winning a Razzie. (00:54:57-01:08:09) Bert Kreischer joins the show in studio to talk about messing with Parents at his kid's school, raffles, comedy and more. (01:09:50-02:00:41) We wrap up the show with Jake's one shining moment list, billy's spreadsheet and Hank being the hottest gambler alive. (02:01:57-02:20:14)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.4 | Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, Bert Kreischer back in studio. People thought I was joking at the end of Friday's show when I said he's on, on Monday's show, because they thought I was just saying, The original interview but no he came back all new stories hilarious guests left |
| 0:26.8 | Very very hard Multiple times talking about all of Bert's hijinks. We have our final four set, the blue blood invitational is set. We're gonna talk about the weekend, the Elite Eight, Friday nights games, where we're at as a podcast. It's going to be a blood war in New Orleans. And then Bert we're gonna talk Billy's got his spreadsheet we're gonna do some Marsh Madness he's gonna tell us some of his one shining moments and Hank has a full-send parlay that he's contemplating that we will discuss as well before we do all of that let's talk about Mountain Dew this March Mountain Dew signed a new roster athletes, ballers with personalities as bold as their flavors and the ability to ignite a stadium full of fans in an instant the unsung heroes of Mountain Dew Spark Squad were given a special mission this March if they score in a game where their team wins Mountain Dew would dump a truckload of free Mountain Dew on campus for hoops fans to enjoy. The Mountain Dew Spark Squad featured fan favorite players, Carter Booth of Iowa State, Avery Hughes of Arkansas, Andrea Catrimatos. And Drew Catrimatos. Thank you, of Baylor. Unfortunately, despite some heroic efforts, our Spark Squad team members have been eliminated from the competition this March, even though our players didn't score during a team win Mountain Dew still wants to honor these awesome athletes. So Baylor, Iowa State, Arkansas, be on the lookout for Mountain Dew on your campus in the coming weeks. That's again Baylor, Iowa State and Arkansas, be on the lookout for Mountain Dew on your campus in the coming weeks. You had some unfortunate ends to the tournament, but you got the Mountain Dew Spark Squad showing up and dropping off a ton of Mountain Dew. Thank you to Mountain Dew. We love Mountain Dew on this podcast, and they will be hooking up our friends at Baylor, Iowa State, and Arkansas in the coming weeks. So thanks again to Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Spark Squad. Okay, let's go. It's part of my take. There's enough of our support. And welcome to part of my take today is Monday, March 28th, and the blue blood invitational is set. The final four is ready to go. The Holy War, Duke first UNC, Kansas and Villanova were there. It's going to be an all time weekend in New Orleans. This might be the best final four, |
| 3:26.4 | start to fit in terms of brands, |
| 3:28.4 | in terms of not to go all R-Wervell. R-Wervell, yeah. But if you look at, you mentioned blue bloods. These are four, I would even say Villanova might be a blue blood. I saw somebody asked you if they were a blue blood. New blood is how you could refer to them, But they do also, they had the 85, you know, |
| 3:44.2 | so that they're, I always say counter to that |
| 3:46.9 | is like Duke wasn't anyone until |
| 3:49.0 | Coach K showed up. Yeah, so I mean you got to build your history at some point |
| 3:52.8 | I would take away |
| 3:53.7 | I would take away one drop of blue blood from Kentucky like Elizabeth Holmes and I'm giving it to Villanova biggest losers are definitely |
| 4:02.1 | Kentucky |
| 4:03.3 | Indiana UCLA the blue bloods that didn't get invited to the blue blood party and a special Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible not watch these games. I feel terrible for you. I don't know. I mean, NC C state, I think in C state fans know who they are in basketball. |
| 4:25.0 | It's like, we had Jimmy V. |
| 4:26.8 | But this is a disaster. |
| 4:28.0 | I mean, this is the, you're surrounded. They're big brothers are about to clash on the main stage. They're gonna have a fucking five day suck of coach K's penis. And then we're gonna have Carolina versus Duke. I NC safe fans, my heart goes out to you. |
| 4:43.6 | It would almost be worse if it was a year where it was like, |
| 4:46.0 | where Wake Forest was really good. |
| 4:47.8 | Then you're just surrounded by people kicking around. Carolina verse Duke I NC safe fans my heart goes out to you it would almost be worse if it was a year where it was like where wake |
| 4:46.4 | Forrest was really good then you're just surrounded by people kicking your ass non-stop at least they had that college baseball run last year Yeah, and they're probably gonna have a player get wrapped in top so mean that's so mean Oh, I just realized what hang did that yeah the COVID fucked them. They were the best team in the country That's that's so me. That's fuck tank. That's hey that's a dukey for you though. Yeah, no |
| 5:07.2 | They found their nose and everyone else. Look states Fuck them. They were the best team in the country. That's that's so me. That's a fuck tank. That's hey |
| 5:05.2 | That's a dukey for you though. No fucking note. They found their nose at everyone else. What state school? Yeah, exactly It's like okay safety school. Mm-hmm. Hank could have gotten there with his eyes closed Yeah, I ain't got a full rock academic scholarship to NC State turned it down. I do think though that if you and see and it's interesting like everyone's gonna say oh these two teams have never played before in the |
| 5:25.3 | incident what? |
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