The Bloom is ON the Rose!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Rosebud!! Shoutout to Pam! Watch Rosebud's episode of Verified Stand-Up Find her on instagram and tiktok LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Podcast Universe, I wanted to drop in so you didn't think you got stuck in some holiday hot tub time machine when listening to this episode. I figured I'd wait till the January blues were in full effect before dropping our conversation with the darkly hilarious Rosebud Baker on you. If you hear us mentioning the upcoming holidays or the new year, that's the reason why. This was recorded a couple of weeks ago.
0:21.5	So now you know and knowing's half the battle. Now go on get. Listen to this episode, number
0:26.8	461 for those keeping score of the commercial break. Here's the thing. My sister drowned in a
0:33.6	jacuzzi, which is a very festive place to drown.
0:40.0	It throws off the story, you know?
0:43.0	It's like getting shot in the head with a t-shirt cannon.
0:47.8	Like a jacuzzi's where I lost my virginity to make it special.
0:50.8	And she took that from me.
0:53.5	So who's the real victim?
1:00.2	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:03.7	It was like the first Christmas after my sister died.
1:10.3	My family put a life-sized cardboard cutout of my sister. Oh, my God.
1:12.0	Oh, my God.
1:14.4	He was watching us.
1:16.3	I was like, she's first, now she's dead, and she's got to watch us.
1:20.3	Yeah.
1:21.6	Wow.
1:22.6	I was like, this is to fuck up.
1:25.9	To me, it was like so funny.
1:29.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:34.9	Yeah, boy.
1:36.8	Ah, yeah, Cash the kittens.
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