The Blood Ape
Twilight Histories
Dark Lord Studios
4.8 • 581 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Begin your adventure with this tabletop RPG-inspired story from your dungeon master, Jordan Harbour.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You wake in a strange room. |
| 0:07.0 | Your clothes are foreign and the walls are covered in objects from a different world. |
| 0:13.0 | You don't know where or when you are, or if you're still dreaming. |
| 0:18.0 | There are footsteps in the hall. |
| 0:23.5 | Jumping up, you race out of the room and into the streets. |
| 0:28.1 | You have just entered the Twilight Histories. |
| 0:32.1 | The Twilight Histories. The... |
| 0:32.7 | ...were |
| 0:34.8 | ...were... Charles Darwin discovered something on his voyages that changed the world. |
| 1:01.4 | He discovered a type of bird that morphed or varied from one island to the next. |
| 1:08.7 | All these birds seemed to be related, but their bodies, their beaks, |
| 1:14.0 | were finely honed to the unique environments of each island. From our tiny fossil record, |
| 1:23.4 | we learned that human showed similar adaptive qualities in their early days. |
| 1:29.9 | But it wasn't until Dr. Karlovsky and the time machine |
| 1:33.2 | that we learned just how truly diverse our ancestors were. |
| 1:39.7 | Dr. Karlovsky has shown that every valley, every jungle, every savannah seems to have its own variation of the human form. |
| 1:51.0 | Ancient Africa is a hominid nursery, a vibrant market of genetic material. |
| 2:13.3 | And before you imagine all these hominids to be mere hairy apes, I should tell you that we are not the most successful hominid in the multiverse. |
| 2:17.8 | In fact, and this may blow your mind, we're not the only species who is able to time travel. |
| 2:25.9 | Other hominids visit us just as we visit them. |
| 2:32.7 | Maybe one of these days you'll explore one of their ultra-futuristic versions of Earth. |
| 2:38.3 | But let's not digress. |
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