The Blind Barber
Run That Prank
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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2017
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Come on, fool, what you got? |
| 0:02.0 | Uh, unc, this right here is the blind barber. |
| 0:06.0 | Hello? |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, I'm trying to reach a, uh, a, uh, that run the, the barb- |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, you, now you run the barbershop down there, don't you? |
| 0:17.0 | I own the barbershop. |
| 0:18.0 | Okay, now, I'm trying to see if y'all got any boo for rentals down there where I can come in there and cut some hair. I've been cutting hair a long time. I want to see if y'all got some room down there. They tell me, you might have had some come available. I got two booths open right now. You need a boot? Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting. |
| 0:39.3 | Now, how much you charge for booth rental on a weekly basis? |
| 0:43.3 | That's $200 a week. |
| 0:45.3 | $200 a week. That's $800 a month. That's deal good because there's just $200. |
| 0:50.3 | Now, when can I get down there so you can meet me, you know, where you can show me around |
| 0:54.8 | the shop so I can know what? I'm open from 8 to 7. That's, that's two to two sadness. |
| 1:00.1 | All right, because I want to see if I can maybe meet you there so I can get down there and just |
| 1:03.5 | feel my way around. Well, come on. Then what I want to ask you, do you mind doing for me? |
| 1:10.3 | Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps where you got steps at? |
| 1:16.4 | And your phone, could you take your mind if you take the phone and put it in Braille for? |
| 1:22.5 | Wait, wait, man, what the hell I need to put my... |
| 1:25.3 | Take it rampside and putting phones in and braille for. What's going on with you? Well, I'm blind. You know, I'm not going to let that stop me. You know, I'm still going... Oh, no, no, no, no. Hell no, man. Wait, me, you... You what? I'm blind, but see, but I've been cutting my hair for over 10 years, and folks say my hair could always look good, so I didn't figure I'm going to start cutting hair now. Oh, well, you might cut hair, and it might be some good shit that you do, but you can't cut no hair in my shop not being blind, Doc. It ain't got that type of my shop, man. No, Doc. You ain't got that kind of a bit. I ain't got no problem with that, baby, but you just can't do it down. Well, wait, wait, now. See, this is what they call discrimination. You can't do that. You can't discriminate from people. You're called they got some type of handicapped blown to them. Listen, hold on. Let me tell you something, man. I'm not trying to be trying to put you out of business, doing what you need to do, but you just can't do that. My shop, man. I don't care if it's discrimination, scrimination, scrimination, scrimpination or what? Not at my shen, not at the shop. You just can't do it, baby. |
| 2:35.0 | Listen, now, I know how to cut hair. I know how to |
| 2:38.5 | give folks a lining and stuff like, |
| 2:40.9 | now I ain't tried to use no razor, nothing like that. |
| 2:43.5 | No, no, man, come on, dude. |
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