The Blind Barber

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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There is no problem being blind, but you just can't work here. Disrespect or discrimination?

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0:40.5	He wants to skip the best part.
0:43.4	He wants to skip the best part.
0:45.6	But right now, nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what you got now?
0:50.3	You know, Shirley, there's a lot of people with different occupations.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:54.9	This one right here is the blind barber.
0:59.9	The blind barber.
1:02.9	Let him cut you.
1:04.4	Come on, kid.
1:07.6	Hello?
1:08.7	Yeah, I'm trying to reach a, uh, a, uh, a, that run the bar. Yeah, I'm trying to reach a... A... That run the... Yeah, you... Now, you run the barbershop down there, don't you? I own the barbershop. Okay, now, I'm trying to see if y'all got any... Boof rentals down there where I can come in there and cut some hair. I've been cutting hair a long time. I want to see if y'all got some room down there. They tell me that you might have had some come available. I got two booths open right now. You need a boo? Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cut. Now, how much you charge for booth rental on a weekly basis? That's $200 a week. $200 a week. That's $800 a month. That's deal good because there's just $200. Now, when can I get down there so you can meet me, you know, where you can show me around the shop so I can know what? I'm open from 8 to 7. That's two to two sadness. All right, because I want to see if I can maybe meet you there so I can get down there and just feel my way around.
2:05.0	Well, come on.
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