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Run That Prank

The Blind Barber

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

When it comes to cutting hair, are all barbers created equally or nah?

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.2

Happy Juneteens, everyone, and happy Father's Day to all the wonderful fathers out there.

0:11.8

Coming up at the top of the hour.

0:14.5

Yeah, and you guys right here, don't say it like that.

0:17.6

There's some good ones out there, too.

0:18.9

You're a great father.

0:19.4

There's some great fathers out there. Tommy's an excellent father. Tommy's an excellent father. He is, man. He really

0:26.0

is. Jay is a good dad too. And you too. We all good dads. Yeah. Really, man. We're just

0:33.5

not appreciative. We don't appreciate it. We're not appreciated.

0:39.0

Not like mothers is.

0:40.4

I understand it, but damn.

0:41.6

Yeah, because we actually carry. I mean, if we could get half of what mothers get, just half of it.

0:45.2

What's not going to happen.

0:46.5

Carry a baby.

0:47.6

We can't carry the baby.

0:50.5

Okay, then.

0:51.4

So, so you just answered your own.

0:53.2

We can put it in there.

0:54.2

We can put the baby. Okay then. So, so you just answered your own. Push. We can put it in there. We can put the baby in there. Man, Father's Day. Man, bring me some barbecue by the house or

0:59.8

something. There you go. You don't need no reservations at the restaurant. Restaurant be wide open.

1:05.1

You'll walk on in on Father's Day. And if you text me happy Father's Day after 3 p.m. Dammit, save it. It don't care. Keep it to your damn self. Did it happen before? Hell. How hell you? I need to wake up to my happy Father's Day. I need to wake up and they're there. So what do you want? You want the kids all around you? Oh, I'll tell you what I want.

1:28.1

I put it in a song. Here it is. You want to hear it? Uh-huh. Well, we got to run the right. Why don't you leave me to hell alone? Leave me to hell alone. Why don't you leave me to hell alone? Leave me to hell alone. You are sending mixed messages. See, I don't want my kids to leave me alone

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