The Blind Barber

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

When it comes to cutting hair, are all barbers created equally or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.4	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
0:07.9	it's my strawberry letter for today,
0:09.8	and the subject is talking in his sleep.
0:13.5	We'll get into that in just a few,
0:15.0	because right now the nephew is waiting in the wings
0:17.9	with today's prank phone call.
0:19.6	What you got for us, Ned?
0:21.1	Shirley, this right here is called the blind barber.
0:26.2	He's cutting hair.
0:27.4	Hey, don't knock it until you try, okay?
0:30.8	All right, you don't know what blind people can do.
0:32.8	Blind people can cut hair.
0:34.3	Blind people can do a lot you don't know.
0:37.0	Okay, they can do ladies hair, they can do men hair, they can do a lot of things. Blind people can do a lot you don't know. Okay. They can do ladies hair. They can do men hair. They can do a lot of things. Blind people. They got jobs, too. Okay. All right. I'm standing up for the blind community. Damn, and here we go. The blind barb. But you're pranking them. The person I'm pranking is not blind.
0:55.6	I'm the blind person.
0:56.8	So there we go.
0:57.3	Fix it.
0:58.0	Fix it.
0:58.8	I'm the blind guy.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:02.5	I'm the blind barber.
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